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his Venmo is laden with payments to @laotianladyboy
 
Can't go 5 minutes without talking about his sourdough starter.
 
is LeBron James' social media consultant
 
Tries to impress girls by ordering six-egg omelets at the Waffle House.
 
Carries egg whites in his pockets for snacks
 
Doesn’t know when to hold em, or when to fold em, when to walk away or when to run.
 
Walks with the runs in his drawers.
 
planned the SB halftime show
 
Loved the SB halftime show and has already watched it 143 times.
 
started a Facebook page dedicated entirely to the half time show
 
Orders frozen chicken from China.
 
orders unfrozen chicken from China
 
Got chased out of Chinatown for being mistaken about wanting to eat on China.
 
Says his favorite Chinese thing to eat is Sum Yung Guy.
 
Hasn't mastered flip flops yet.
 
Will call you a fag for not liking an IPA, and then go right back to sucking your dick.
 
Anything stronger than a miller lite triggers his gag reflex.
 
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