tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Once "accidentally" rubbed against Mike Ditka and hasn't washed his left butt cheek since.
 
Loads lumber in his pickup truck side to side instead of the tried and true front to back and motorcyclists just love him.
 
his wife's car has a WIDE LOAD sign on the back she isn't hauling anything
 
If you're ever in a public bathroom stall and see someone spying through the crack, it's him.
 
Still mad that Payless ShoeSource went bankrupt.
 
still holds hope that Blockbuster will offer him that assistant manager's job
 
Gets double takes when he tells people he eats solely at the Shakin Snake.
 
His boyfriend got suspicious when he went out for beanie weenies and a case of Keystone Lt. and was gone for two hours.
 
Played with the beanies and stalk of some guy named April.
 
Was right in the thick of the Beanie Babies craze.
 
Thinks Deuteronomy is the field study of The Big Lebowski.
 
Fucking loooooves The Eagles.
 
Waters his artificial turf.
 
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