tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Dresses up as The General to try and get Shaq to fuck him
 
His first sexual experience was with the so-called "Bearded Lady" at the carnival.
 
Stashes his Covid mask in the back of his skivvies when he's not in public.
 
Wears a customized Covid mask that says, "Live, Laugh, Love!"
 
That straw has been inside every cast member of The Real Housewives of Agent Orange
 
He Covid tests everyday and that has been whether or not he lost his sense of taste.

But he says his boogers still taste the same.
 
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
 
butt chugs sperm bank reject donations
 
Is trying to pitch a show he will star in;The Real Homeless Wives of Skidrow
 
Wants to be cast in the show "The Real Homeless Wives of Skidrow" as one of the many crack whores who trades butt sex for crack due to real life experience
 
Invented the wheel
 
whispers to stool samples, none of which are his own.
 
Declares himself the winner, then demands a recount.
 
is afraid of numbers greater than three
 
Can't wait until he sees his grandma at Thanksgiving so he can slip her the tongue.
 
Jerks off his dog every night and can't even make him cum more than half the time.
 
Strained his neck trying to lick his own dick.
 
Bases his whole wardrobe on Judge Smails.
 
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