tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

His scoliosis is so bad, he can sit beside himself.
 
Those are his legs, he's not riding a chicken.
 
Got the Corona virus from sniffing urinal cakes.
 
Drinks Corona specifically for the Covid jokes.
 
Has a GI Joe doll he plays with just for his Kung Fu grip.
 
Dropped his nacho cheese on the while watching two guys swinging in a bathroom. He still ate it.
 
Saw me spill cheese on two piss soaked guys in a bathroom, his dick got so hard he had to go see a doctor.
 
Has severe allergies to coherence, common sense, and humor.
 
Can pick his nose and his ass with equal enthusiasm.
 
Goes to Sumo matches and sings “I Like Big Butts”.
 
Wears a knit cap with a pompom that is inscribed, "I'm not Gay, but $20 is $20".
 
Only interested in aliens because he heard they do butt stuff.
 
For him, every day is a heavy flow day
 
Aspires to think like a Neanderthal.

Settles for walking like an Egyptian.
 
He has to quit smoking....Doctor's orders.

He has to quit drinking.....Court Orders.
 
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