tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

The only thing he likes better than a man in uniform, is a man out of uniform.
 
Aliens abducted him, did the obligatory anal probe and all they found was the tiniest sense of humor node in the history of the universe. They left it.
 
Has yet to master the use of crayons
 
Seems that the aliens took it after all.
 
Perhaps one day you'll actually get it right
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Plays the role of stake white bread, in a Rex sandwich.
 
Was able to communicate in English before meth addiction overwhelmed him.
 
He walks with a slight limp due to getting his ass beaten on a regular basis at the asylum.
 
His biography was the inspiration for the Gimp character in Pulp Fiction.
 
He reads at a higher than average third grade level.
 
His slur in speech doesn't deter away his enthusiasm when he finds out he's set to get new braces to straighten his bucked teeth.
 
Unfortunately, he’s never at a loss for words.
 
If someone yelled “haul ass”, everyone would be trying to carry him.
 
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