tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

He once said his dream was to go to Mars. I assume that's home
 
Nearly choked to death on a tampon he found in the trash once
 
Knows enough to make soup with the used tampons instead of eating them whole.
 
Claims to own a petting zoo but is really just infested with lice.
 
When his wife told him they were having a baby he was fearfully worried that a DNA test would show that his mistress was actually the mother
 
Doesnt have the balls, for anything
 
Drank the bath water after, and bottled what he couldnt finish
 
Bought a case so he can share it with his swinger friends.
 
Drinks Colt 45 on the rocks, with ice cubes made from bath water.
 
Doesn't like his license photo.


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Donates the fuck out of his organ.
 
He's not musically inclined, but he can play all the classics on the mouth organ.
 
Is a virtuoso on the skin flute.
 
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