tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Asks for free samples at the urologist.
 
Recently accepted a position as Kamala Harris' speech writer
 
In a nutshell, that’s where you’d find him.

nuts dropping GIF
 
Is sexually aroused by squirrels
 
Kicked off of the golf course for asking every player if he can wash their balls.
 
tipped me very generously for washing his balls
 
always misunderstands the stripper when she says "where's my tip?"
 
Brushes his teeth one night a week, whether he needs to or not.
 
If it weren't for his butthole, he'd never shower.
 
Likes to bedazzle his butthole for Christmas
 
Can fart the alphabet.
 
Listens to podcasts about farting.
 
Can't make a sound with his armpits no matter how often he tries.
 
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