tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

People frequently ask if he is having a stroke
 
Went to his grandma good night and she slipped him the tongue.
 
Would fuck the shit out of his Aunt.
 
Just showed his Necrophilia Fetish.
 
Wanted a service animal but could not find one who'd service him.
 
Quit watching porn after finding out all the chicks he was jerking off to are dead.
 
Watching Weekend at Bernie’s makes his nipples hard.
 
Is considered the leading expert on using walkers and wheelchairs for sex toys
 
He likes to park in handicap spaces while handicap people make handicap faces.
 
Did let Ned Holness steal his girl.
 
Was actually Jesse's Girl, before the procedure
 
Gets Rick &. Bruce confused because of their last names for some reason.
:thrasher:
 
Left Stacy's mom for Stacy's dad.
 
Says as long as he has a finger and a nose, he'll never go hungry.
 
Checks his prostate regularly.
 
likes to make sculptures out of his ear wax
 
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