tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Has been whipped by every pussy he has ever crossed paths with, whether attached to a woman or not.
 
Keeps bragging about his new buttplug collection, while local building sites complain about of a rash of trailer hitch thefts.
 
Keeps bragging about his new buttplug collection, while local building sites complain about of a rash of trailer hitch thefts.
Chrome free, we’ll assume…
 
sells pickles to kids out of an unmarked van
 
Has been lying low due to a botched hair plug treatment.
 
Has an online degree in male breast enhancement.
 
Had his thumbs replaced with his big toes after a tragic accident during a hot dog eating contest, but now he can throw a soccer ball 75 yards.
 
Looks like a thumb.
 
Actually bears uncanny resemblance to an albino solo cup.
 
Is on multiple sex offender lists.
 
Was irate when he found out "Freddy Got Fingered" was not pron.
 
Has seen Pearl Harbor 10 times and is still surprised when the Japanese attack
 
Was more interested in who gets the girl in Pearl Harbor than anything else.
 
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