tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

[HammerDown]

Will probably never stop talking about the season John Jaha had with Oakland in ‘99 when he hit a staggering .276

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Wishes baseball games in this era weren't so hard nosed and tough.

 

[HammerDown]

Advocates for a third inning stretch for tired players and an opportunity for spectators to go get a raspberry White Claw.

 

[Inquisitor]

Wishes they would start every inning with a runner on second base because it was so difficult for him to get to second base with women.

 

[RobBase]

Eats Snickers upside down so the veiny texture is on his tongue.

 

[beardown07]

Tongue fucks Oreos in public.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Does unspeakable things to ho ho's

 

[rsw626]

Spends everyday eating ding dongs, and the occasional snack cake.

 

[beardown07]

Twinkie is his favorite treat and also his nickname.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Bought Dolly Madison's just for the wrapping

 

[beardown07]

Can unwrap a Starburst with his vagina.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Can thread a needle, and tie a knot, with his dick

 

[rsw626]

The nicest thing anyone ever called him was a malignant cunt.

 

[Tin Man]

I knew James T. Kirk. Jim was a friend of mine. You’re no Kirk.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Is more autistic than Spock

 

[beardown07]

His Vulcan Death Grip involves his butthole and usually a 6-pack of White Claws.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Is currently soaking his balls in Mixed Berry Truly, cause he wants his next kid to be "Zestabulous"

 

[HammerDown]

A four-pack of grape Zima and a Jamiroquai album gets him emotional enough to start his period every time

 

[rsw626]

Is only able to masturbate by watching Derek Jeter clips on a loop,

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Writes fan fiction Telenovelas about the clashing of of anime and GI Joe.