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90% of t he porn he watches is stop action GI Joe on Barbie’s little sister Skipper. 10% of the porn he watches is Gilligan under Skipper.
 
Pretends his name is Lovey and he's under Mr. Howell.
 
Snacks on imitation crab meat.
 
considers road kill "catch of the day"
 
Tonight he’s having Himalayan squirrel stew, he found Himalayan dead in the street.
 
Gets denied extra hush puppies at Long John Silvers.
 
Gets his slush puppies from Long Dong Silver's.
 
Most of his dates end up with him yelling "It puts the lotion in the basket!!"
 
I still bitter that the local Bath & Body Works closed in 2014.
 
Likes to post the first picture in his spank bank.
 
This little stinker needs more baths on body.
 
When he tells his friends he had to replace the tranny it has a whole different meaning
 
Drinks tranny fluid goo.
 
Can’t tell a joke. Can’t trash talk. Always wants to play cornhole, even though he’s no good at it.
 
Rick Rolls himself.
 
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