tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Has never reached first base, on a living person.
 
With two weeks left to play, he is hitless so far in his coed softball league.
 
Overcompensating by throwing more balls than strikes. Goes by Dangleless Douggie.
 
Has had a deep quiver of homosexual curiosity since his pubes first sprouted.
 
Doesn’t realize the …ahem…descriptive wording of his post is, in itself, a little gay.
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Still uses the big plastic bib with a lobster on it when Mother takes him to Red Lobster every Sunday after church where he always orders chicken.
 
Gores to steakhouses and orders his well done with ketchup.
 
Prefers Cream of Sum Yung Gai.
 
Since the start of the year, he’s been to the emergency room three times to have foreign objects removed from his colon.
 
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