tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Didn't so much as flinch the time he walked in on his parents masturbating in the bathroom.
 
Plays the two for flinching game with his 80 year old mom. If he gets her a few more times, they'll be even.
 
Plays the "have some popcorn" game with his mother-in-law on family movie night. If he gets her a few more times they'll both be divorced.


traylor howard popcorn GIF by Foo Fighters
 
He wants to shave someone's ball sack if they'll let him.
 
Is often found dumpster diving behind the waxing place, looking for pie ingredients
 
Still holding a grudge because I copied his notes, 'Hair Pies for Dummies' back in high school home economics class!
 
When he takes of his shirt, he looks like hes wearing a tweed parka
 
Considers George Michael and Boy George two of the greatest rock and roll singers of all time.
 
Not only can he suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, he can reapply the chrome by sitting on said trailer hitch
 
Hasn’t slept all night and couldn’t even eat his cheeseburger last night
 
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