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His get togethers consist of guys in khakis, polos and sandals, sitting around a porch drinking White Claws listening to The Backstreet Boys.
 
Yeah...he lifts the lid...but only to lick it?
 
Is the official Hoopla seat warmer.
 
He rode the Pine in high school. Then Pine moved away and became a spokesperson for gender neutrals, genderqueer, and the bigendered community.
 
Still wakes up screaming thinking of the swirlies that Pine used to give him in Junior high
 
Is not allowed with 400 feet of a barn or stable.
 
Keeps an eye out for when Grinch comes on TV and Peter Gozintite's abnormally small manly bits grow faster than normal.
 
He is the reason humans have a middle finger.
 
Doesn’t even have a tail.
 
Wrote and angry letter when Jake from State Farm was replaced by a black guy.
 
Is still pissed that Bill Cosby never bought him a drink.
 
Wrote an even angrier letter when Tom Brady was replaced with a black guy.
 
Isn't aware that Cam Newton isn't a "guy"
 
Met Cam Newton and said
Season 6 Flirt GIF by Friends
 
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