tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Considers jerking off in public his Pee Wee Herman impersonation.
 
Bragged he'd hooked up with Billie Eilish before he found out it was actually a drunk Steve Buscemi partying in a green wig

edit: goddamnit that was supposed to play off the "Billy" in smitty's, oh well
 
He snoozed, he lost his virginity to his cellmate,
 
Thinks I was his cellmate in prison.
 
Violated parole when a police officer told him to walk that straight white line and he got on his hands and knees and snorted the damned thing.
 
Is jealous that I can snort the 50 yard line in one sniff since I had that 4 hour sinus surgery in 2015.
 
Hasn't met a male pelvic bone he wouldn't snort some Meth off of.
 
Doesn't consider a night out with the boys a success unless he goes home looking like a plasterer's radio.
 
His creativity and imagination are obviously as small as his trowel.
 
His sense of humor node is only visible with an electron microscope and so is his pecker.
 
Spends way too much time thinking about other men's peckers*.
*not that there's anything wrong with that.

Also uses the word pecker.
 
Doesn't use the word "pecker", prefers to call them his little friends.
 
Nicknamed his cock and balls, Ellipsis.
 
Doesn't laugh when people make Uranus jokes.
 
Is petitioning the Space Force to name the next planet discovered Myanus.
 
The last time he put his foot in his mouth, he needed emergency dental surgery.
 
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