tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

His chair can make a fart noise. But only once, so he cannot move it to make a similar sound to prove it wasn't him.
 
Doesn't have a body part that can't make a fart noise.
 
Can't decide if it's better to burp and taste it or fart and taste it.
 
When choosing between spit in his face, or a kick in the nuts, he always chooses yes
 
He hates it when he's singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong.
 
Got kicked out of Earth, Wind and Fire because he couldn't remember the words to the chorus in "Sing A Song"
 
Can't keep a secret
 
Is the front man in the worst Queen cover band of all time.
 
Thinks showing me his tits will get him backstage
 
Thinks his tits make him a top candidate for a night club bouncer job.
 
Claims he's misunderstood in life. But then again, that's only because he's a chronic mumbler.
 
Scrolls through Dougie's NSFW MILF thread super fast and yells out "Mum Blur!" in a cockney accent
 
Has moved on to being a "GILF" man. Grandmas that is.
 
Suffers from short term memory loss while having sex and the only way he can remember when to thrust is by playing the "Again" scene from Miracle.
 
Is actually SeafoamNickle.
 
His safe word is TinMan
 
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