tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Is scared of Velma
 
Seems to be projecting
 
Still relies on 8mm “Stag Reels” for pr0n as he just can’t figure this interwebbing thing out.
 
Has one porn movie, on 37 floppy disks
 
Likes a good floppy disk
 
Couldn't get past first base with any of Clu Haywood's illegitimate daughters
 
Just got the "plate appearances" comment and thought it would be best to through shade on himself

Y U So slow 2 day pendejo?
 
Prefers soccer analogies because he knows how to kick that ball.
 
Visited Yoga when in Berkeley and woke up puzzled as to how his jeans were inside out around his ankles with missing underpants.
 
Has been wearing cut off jean shorts since early 90s
 
Loves the look of his cut offs after a long day tubing on the river
 
Who wears jort jorts? He wears jort jorts
 
Wont wear jorts, anywhere, but on his head.
 
Went camping once in college and kept the other guys Jean shorts as a souvenir
 
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