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His wife still makes floppy disk jokes in bed.
 
Claims he lacks the physical and emotional make up to do it doggy style.
 
Thinks Bill O'Brien is the greatest football coach since Amos Alonzo Stagg.
 
Is lucky Hammer removed the middle finger reaction!
 
Is upset that Hammer removed his middle finger action.
 
Squatches on Vancouver Island have sightings of him.
That's funny on a couple of levels. It's actually true, for one. -- Dave Ward (voice actor) - Wikipedia
Before he got into "acting" and voice overs, he used to be a bar manager at a couple of local pubs. Just a 100% cunt. He used to cut people off if they were being too funny or laughing too much without his involvement in the laughter. He actually tried his hand at stand up comedy; failed miserable, then threatened to boot fuck anyone that was heckling him (which was a lot of people). To be fair, he probably could have boot fucked the vast majority that were heckling him...lol

Haha, good ol' "Squatch".

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Old fashioned type. Buys his hand dinner and a movie without the expectation of any action.
 
He's the opposite. Can't wait to get the rings off his fingers.
 
Has a self imposed household curfew of 8pm, which by the way, he's currently in violation of.
 
Will cut a bitch if you badmouth Pat Sajak.
 
Refers to potato chips as "crisps" to impress the ladies.
 
Drinks beer at room temperature.
 
Running around town right now alerting everyone he sees to the fact that roller derby is fake.
 
Was dropped on his head from the top rope as an infant.
 
Tapped out in the second trimester.
 
Still swears that Boys to Men is the greatest rock band of all time.
 
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