tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Sings NWA in the shower.
 
Believes singing Barry Manilow is best for any wet environment.
 
Gets very agitated every time he sings Manilow and makes even the most imperceivable mistake.
 
eats cave crickets while spinning Barry Manhole records on his mickey mouse record player
 
Won't eat pussy unless it smells like a can of spinach.
 
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never had pussy till pussy had him
 
Still hasnt matured beyond 5th grade mentally
 
Attended Jeffro Bodine Elementary during his high school years
 
likes to watch 5th graders mature mentally
 
Stays away from 5th graders because they bully him.
 
Back in his drug daze he would finish every sentence with “hoser”
 
allows his pet cat to lick his boner early in the morning
 
has never had any morning pussy apparently
 
He gave his cat a bath. He licked that damn cat for a few hours too.
 
Has been booted out of the concert hall for rowdy behavior all 3 times he's gone to see the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
 
Doesn't realize that the Mormon Tabernacle Choir has been renamed as the Pierre Delecto Barbershop Quartet.
 
Has always wanted to be a Catholic Priest in charge of Altar Boys, or a Boy Scout Master.
 
Alters boys.
 
French kissed his Grandmother- after he changed her bed pan.
 
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