tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Once sued Brita for lost income.
 
Lost his bid to be re-elected as treasurer for the Global Federated Society of Male Proctological Research of Greater Detroit.
 
Developed his own date-r@pe drug but still trying to figure out the dosage he needs to inject himself with.
 
Has a question mark for an avi because he hasn’t figured out what his pronoun is yet.
 
Says he's glad we defeated the British in the Revolutionary War. Says it's mainly because he doesn't want to learn a new language because he likes speaking American.
 
Always extends his pinky finger when sharing a teacup
 
Thinks his Derby name is "Get over here and clean up this horse shit"
 
Well! That's how he mounts a horse
Whoooa Seabiscuit!!!!
 
Has to laugh at his own jokes because no one else will.
 
Was turned down for a job at the winery because he misread their add looking for a cork soaker.
 
Is the long time head of the wineries bung tappers union
 
Known to have the smallest penis on Hooplanation.com
 
Is Cynthia Plaster Caster's protégé.
 
He was running in flip flops and his Mom says, "Stop running in those flip flops! You sound like my last customer!".
 
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