tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Was disappointed to learn “cock of the walk” isn’t what he thought it was
 
Only converses though the medium of flatulence
 
The sign said, "Come as you are", so he came in his pants.
 
When he was in the hospital the nurse asked him, "How's your breakfast this morning?".

He answered after picking up a foil pack of KY jelly, "It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't get used to the taste".
 
Thinks “Come On Eileen” is a song about bukkake.
 
Is a midnight speed walker.
 
Has never told any of us he's a midget.
 
He's so short he can't even reach orgasm
 
He's so fat Google will give you the street view when you look him up.
 
Has the hair on his ass braided. Yes, he has corn in his cornrows.
 
Is the A.J. Soprano of Hooplanation.
 
Pee Wee Herman and Pauly Shore look like rugged mountain men compared to him.
 
He has seen "Brokeback Mountain" and he liked it.
 
Is convinced that he was sitting with me when he saw Brokeback Mountain at the theater.
 
Is banned from the city limits of San Francisco for being too gay
 
His porn name is Hugh Janus.
 
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