tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

At a gender reveal party right now, asking the host if she would consider revealing his some time.
 
Had his gender reveal party in the "Family Bathroom" at Target and it was standing room only which is weird for a bunch of "gals"?
 
Vows to never reveal his gender to anyone.
 
Having a tough time trying to find a gender that suits his lifestyle.
 
Having a tough time trying to find a suit that fits, from his lifestyle.
 
can actually fit 4 cheerios on his peepee and its full
 
Points at his dong every single time he sings "Shama Lama Ding Dong"
 
couldn't moderate a site for moderates.
 
Thinks Brill Cream makes himself look sexy and you can smell him two blocks away because of his Brut after shave.
 
Has always been too high brow for Brut aftershave, he prefers Hai Karate
 
Has worn a fanny pack since 1998
 
His rim/ring is so hideously stretched out and he is so bloody broke, he enlisted the help of a local upholsterer to do some much needed anal surgery, being that there's no way in hell he could afford a doctor/surgeon.
 
Has an unhealthy obsession with other men's anal portals.
 
Makes his lawn resemble a WW 1 battlefield so he doesn't have to tell kids to get off of it.
 
His book -- Winning Strategies For Bingo, isn't quite making the anticipated sales.
 
His girlfriend is always stealing his t-shirts and sweaters... But every time he takes one of her dresses, suddenly "we need to talk".
 
His favorite hobby is holding up a sign at the airport that says,

"My Dad knocked up my sister, but I got him back when I knocked up Mom".
 
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