Tom Brady and Gisele have hired divorce lawyers

[HammerDown]

He can definitely come back to MI, get into coaching and lead the Lions to multiple Super Bowls.

tom brady cheated

 

[fishinabarrel]

I shall vigorously defend my client against Mr. Brady's allegations and will seek damages for all young boys he kissed open-mouthed.

Maybe you can go with "footballs werent the only balls that deflated"

 

[HammerDown]

Maybe you can go with "footballs werent the only balls that deflated"

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I will lay out a case that proves beyond a reasonable doubt that my client's wife, errrr.... I mean husband, inflicted deep homosexual trauma upon both her and their son."

 

[fishinabarrel]

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I will lay out a case that proves beyond a reasonable doubt that my client's wife, errrr.... I mean husband, inflicted deep homosexual trauma upon both her and their son."

 

[HammerDown]

Can someone get @Big Ken back over here?