Totally awake Tuesday

The Kid Mero Showtime GIF by Desus & Mero
 
Yep. He came down to go to a Twins game with me and Mr. Kobe and stayed with us because he had a funeral to go to that was close to our house. Stayed a couple days and we had to leave on a Saturday morning to go out of town (might have been Labor Day weekend) for a few days. He was supposed to go to the funeral that day and head back home. We got back a couple days later and he was still there.....along with like 5 pizza boxes and about 100 beer cans. Very awkward.
You invited someone from the internets to your house, invited them to spend the night, and then left them there unattended?
 
@SlinkyRedfoot was the maitre d for a joint like that. He was practically walking people to their deaths
Kobe and I both worked at Pizza Hut, too.

Wasn't no damn greeter, just the "assistant" manage working the floor.
 
Kobe and I both worked at Pizza Hut, too.

Wasn't no damn greeter, just the "assistant" manage working the floor.
How do you have a clear conscience with the atrocities you were a party to?
 
LOL was that the overtime "we want the ball and we're gonna score" game?
No. It was the one where Blair Walsh missed a 20-something yard FG that would've won the game at the end of a playoff game where I had just sat outside in -20 degree weather for 3 hours. I've never been more angry about a sporting event. I woke up the next morning and decided to care less about sports.
 
No. It was the one where Blair Walsh missed a 20-something yard FG that would've won the game at the end of a playoff game where I had just sat outside in -20 degree weather for 3 hours. I've never been more angry about a sporting event. I woke up the next morning and decided to care less about sports.
Seattle?

Then he gets trade to the Seahawks and rubs it in our noses when he makes a FG to win a preseason game.

I think he missed a couple for them in crunch time too, though.
 
No. It was the one where Blair Walsh missed a 20-something yard FG that would've won the game at the end of a playoff game where I had just sat outside in -20 degree weather for 3 hours. I've never been more angry about a sporting event. I woke up the next morning and decided to care less about sports.
Yet today you are planning to assist a helicopter dad in placing his son into a school system purely for the hockey when we all know in about 5 years this kid is going to resent his father, start wearing skinny jeans and have lots of girl "friends"

Horror Omg GIF by Justin
 
You invited someone from the internets to your house, invited them to spend the night, and then left them there unattended?
I'd known him for years, both from the internets and in person for a number of years by then. That was probably like the 10th time that Mr. Kobe and I hung out with him. Pnk and I went to his wedding.

Pnk, beerme, and I had CAMPED with him and stayed at his house previous to that.
 
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