Trash Day Wednesday

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Garbage day in da hood today.

Cans were lighter than normal.

Anyway, fuck work, and you assholes.

With love always
 
Trash day here too. We usually wheel the bins to the street Tuesday evening, but yesterday my son moved the recycling bin and got swarmed by a family of yellowjackets. They started making a nest underneath the bin handle. So we executed the family and their new home last night and left the carnage overnight as a message to any other yellowjacket families that they aren't welcome to build a home on my garbage bins.
 
I have a large receptacle that holds my waste. Too big for me or any of the other tenants to wheel to the curb. Lucky for us, a large truck comes and lifts the whole fucking thing up like it was nothing!
Amber Heard Aapi GIF by Team Coco


Fuck you too, in the most gentle and caring way.
 
An old uncle passed away and now I have to prepare to see my vampire cousin and his weirdo vampire buddy again and do my best not to make disgusted faces at them when they obviously show up dressed like assholes.

God give me strength. 🙏
 
RobBase said:
An old uncle passed away and now I have to prepare to see my vampire cousin and his weirdo vampire buddy again and do my best not to make disgusted faces at them when they obviously show up dressed like assholes.

God give me strength. 🙏
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Want me to hope for you?
 
RobBase said:
An old uncle passed away and now I have to prepare to see my vampire cousin and his weirdo vampire buddy again and do my best not to make disgusted faces at them when they obviously show up dressed like assholes.

God give me strength. 🙏
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So, it's two dudes who hang around each other and think they're vampires?
 
Trash day is tomorrow 'round hurr.

My kids drink so damn much milk. Took a look in the recycling bin, and there's three gallon bottles of milk since the recycling went out last week. Can't wait to see what happens when Tank actually hits puberty.
 
RP-29 said:
We usually wheel the bins to the street Tuesday evening, but yesterday my son moved the recycling bin and got swarmed by a family of yellowjackets. They started making a nest underneath the bin handle. So we executed the family and their new home last night and left the carnage overnight as a message to any other yellowjacket families that they aren't welcome to build a home on my garbage bins.
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Those MF'ers love to make their nest in my wooden privacy fence that borders my property. I sprayed a nest with a foaming wasp spray and the entire nest was saturated...killing what looked to be over 100 yellow jackets.

So about 3 days after spraying the nest I grabbed a stick and went to knock the nest off the fence. I noticed it had a few wasps that were dead but stuck to nest somehow....and I noticed when I knocked the nest off it threw some of these dead yellow jackets off and so I was not concerned, until a couple of what I thought were dead wasps were now coming for me! Them assholes had already made another nest behind the one I sprayed! I eventually got away and had to spray them MF'ers nest again and knock it down to prevent them from coming back to "remake" the nest. They are vicious!
 
Trash gets picked up here today. We always set it out Tuesday night. Recycling is tomorrow. With Lil Ws party, fair last week, & wife pricing items for family garage sale along 127, time to clean the garage again.
 
basement bias said:
Trash gets picked up here today. We always set it out Tuesday night. Recycling is tomorrow
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Trash gets picked up here on Mondays and Thursdays.

We don't recycle here. Fuck that shit!

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What a waste of time! It all ends up in a landfill eventually anyway...
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
What the fuck?

Are they gay?

I'm guessing they do some pretty depraved shit behind closed doors.
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Yeah it’s a whole thing. And this dude is all drama. Smashed glass all over my uncles driveway in a big fight w my aunt because she called him the wrong thing. Pretty stupid that my uncle had to deal w this silly stuff late in life.
 
RobBase said:
Yeah it’s a whole thing. And this dude is all drama. Smashed glass all over my uncles driveway in a big fight w my aunt because she called him the wrong thing. Pretty stupid that my uncle had to deal w this silly stuff late in life.
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Dios mio.
 
RobBase said:
Yeah it’s a whole thing. And this dude is all drama. Smashed glass all over my uncles driveway in a big fight w my aunt because she called him the wrong thing. Pretty stupid that my uncle had to deal w this silly stuff late in life.
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Are their any men in your family?


FYI...
A good ass whooping would go a long way in preventing this sort of behavior reoccurring in the future. Just my :2cents:...
 
Bayou Tiger said:
Those MF'ers love to make their nest in my wooden privacy fence that borders my property. I sprayed a nest with a foaming wasp spray and the entire nest was saturated...killing what looked to be over 100 yellow jackets.

So about 3 days after spraying the nest I grabbed a stick and went to knock the nest off the fence. I noticed it had a few wasps that were dead but stuck to nest somehow....and I noticed when I knocked the nest off it threw some of these dead yellow jackets off and so I was not concerned, until a couple of what I thought were dead wasps were now coming for me! Them assholes had already made another nest behind the one I sprayed! I eventually got away and had to spray them MF'ers nest again and knock it down to prevent them from coming back to "remake" the nest. They are vicious!
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Multiple times every year we have yellowjackets attempt to make nests underneath the railings of our deck. Those little assholes then sneak attack before we know the nest is there. It's particularly embarrassing when a guest gets stung - as happened a few weeks ago when my daughter's boyfriend got tagged. I was in my pool cleaning the bottom last week and one landed on the pole handle and tagged me in the palm of my left hand. I took great pleasure in executing that little sonofabitch.
 
RobBase said:
Yeah it’s a whole thing. And this dude is all drama. Smashed glass all over my uncles driveway in a big fight w my aunt because she called him the wrong thing. Pretty stupid that my uncle had to deal w this silly stuff late in life.
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So the vamp kid is the offspring of the deceased?
 
Bayou Tiger said:
Are their any men in your family?


FYI...
A good ass whooping would go a long way in preventing this sort of behavior reoccurring in the future. Just my :2cents:...
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Not on that side of the family there aren’t, no. His dad died awhile go (he was already a vampire by then) and his mom has been dating random dudes forever.
 
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