Trash Day Wednesday

So the vamp kid is the offspring of the deceased?

The deceased is his grandfather. My uncle was basically tormented by that kid.
 
The deceased is his grandfather. My uncle was basically tormented by that kid.

So your uncle wanted to check out of this rock so he wouldn't have to deal with vampires anymore? Can't say I blame him.




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So, it's two dudes who hang around each other and think they're vampires?
It’s a fucked up world out there, Champ. I have a niece who says she’s “nonbinary” but generally Identifies as male. She’s a they/them. Her “romantic partner” (my term because I don’t what the fuck else to call this person) is a biological male, but also says he’s nonbinary but generally identifies as a female and is also a they/them. So, I said “so, they’re basically a straight couple where the chick is the dude and the dude is the chick”

Apparently that was insensitive.
 
It’s a fucked up world out there, Champ. I have a niece who says she’s “nonbinary” but generally Identifies as male. She’s a they/them. Her “romantic partner” (my term because I don’t what the fuck else to call this person) is a biological male, but also says he’s nonbinary but generally identifies as a female and is also a they/them. So, I said “so, they’re basically a straight couple where the chick is the dude and the dude is the chick”

Apparently that was insensitive.

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It’s a fucked up world out there, Champ. I have a niece who says she’s “nonbinary” but generally Identifies as male. She’s a they/them. Her “romantic partner” (my term because I don’t what the fuck else to call this person) is a biological male, but also says he’s nonbinary but generally identifies as a female and is also a they/them. So, I said “so, they’re basically a straight couple where the chick is the dude and the dude is the chick”

Apparently that was insensitive.

lolz.

 
It’s a fucked up world out there, Champ. I have a niece who says she’s “nonbinary” but generally Identifies as male. She’s a they/them. Her “romantic partner” (my term because I don’t what the fuck else to call this person) is a biological male, but also says he’s nonbinary but generally identifies as a female and is also a they/them. So, I said “so, they’re basically a straight couple where the chick is the dude and the dude is the chick”

Apparently that was insensitive.

My cousin married a dude, and my whole family went to the wedding except me and they all wrote stupid shit like “Love is love!” all over Facebook one giant attention seeking party.

Then 3 months later my cousin tried bringing a new vampire guy into the mix and dude 2 said WTF bro I got tattoos on my face for you how could you do this then left.

So they got divorced and now my cousin is a vampire too w the vampire guy.

His mom basically treats it like she lost a child. It’s pretty messed up on multiple levels.
 
My cousin married a dude, and my whole family went to the wedding except me and they all wrote stupid shit like “Love is love!” all over Facebook one giant attention seeking party.

Then 3 months later my cousin tried bringing a new vampire guy into the mix and dude 2 said WTF bro I got tattoos on my face for you how could you do this then left.

So they got divorced and now my cousin is a vampire too w the vampire guy.

His mom basically treats it like she lost a child. It’s pretty messed up on multiple levels.
That sucks. In my niece’s case my sister-in-law and her ex-husband got divorced 20+ years ago when she was 4 or 5 and then spent the next 20 years using her as a tool in their never-ending battle with each other. I can see why she’s fucked-up emotionally, so I give her a little grace on that.
 
My cousin married a dude, and my whole family went to the wedding except me and they all wrote stupid shit like “Love is love!” all over Facebook one giant attention seeking party.

Then 3 months later my cousin tried bringing a new vampire guy into the mix and dude 2 said WTF bro I got tattoos on my face for you how could you do this then left.

So they got divorced and now my cousin is a vampire too w the vampire guy.

His mom basically treats it like she lost a child. It’s pretty messed up on multiple levels.
That "love is love" mentality is messed up on its own and is simply a gateway to greater perversions.

Will they think "love is love" when your vamp cuz wants to bring 12 year old boys into his bed? How about 6 year olds? How about dogs in vampire costumes? How about puppies? What about when the vamp cuz starts performing satanic rituals and drinking the blood of those 6-year-olds and puppies? What about when small amounts of blood isn't enough and he fully drains kids and puppies their blood? ...Is that still "love is love"? ...Or maybe someone in your family should intervene and slap a straight jacket on your vamp cuz before those perversions become excessively harmful to others (which is actually too late because he already ruined his perverted "marriage" with a desire for greater perversions)...
 
That "love is love" mentality is messed up on its own and is simply a gateway to greater perversions.

Will they think "love is love" when your vamp cuz wants to bring 12 year old boys into his bed? How about 6 year olds? How about dogs in vampire costumes? How about puppies? What about when the vamp cuz starts performing satanic rituals and drinking the blood of those 6-year-olds and puppies? What about when small amounts of blood isn't enough and he fully drains kids and puppies their blood? ...Is that still "love is love"? ...Or maybe someone in your family should intervene and slap a straight jacket on your vamp cuz before those perversions become excessively harmful to others (which is actually too late because he already ruined his perverted "marriage" with a desire for greater perversions)...
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trash day is friday

Afternoon all, office day today and hot and muggy as hell
 
That "love is love" mentality is messed up on its own and is simply a gateway to greater perversions.

Will they think "love is love" when your vamp cuz wants to bring 12 year old boys into his bed? How about 6 year olds? How about dogs in vampire costumes? How about puppies? What about when the vamp cuz starts performing satanic rituals and drinking the blood of those 6-year-olds and puppies? What about when small amounts of blood isn't enough and he fully drains kids and puppies their blood? ...Is that still "love is love"? ...Or maybe someone in your family should intervene and slap a straight jacket on your vamp cuz before those perversions become excessively harmful to others (which is actually too late because he already ruined his perverted "marriage" with a desire for greater perversions)...

I don’t know man. I think he’s just a big nerd.
 
That sucks. In my niece’s case my sister-in-law and her ex-husband got divorced 20+ years ago when she was 4 or 5 and then spent the next 20 years using her as a tool in their never-ending battle with each other. I can see why she’s fucked-up emotionally, so I give her a little grace on that.

This kid comes from a divorced family too. Dad was super nice before he died of Cancer. Mom is nice enough but a total bar star who jumped from dude to dude most of his life. So sure, I get it, but I figure the phase should be over by now. He’s definitely in it for the attention. Has nothing going on in life.
 
I don’t know man. I think he’s just a big nerd.

This kid comes from a divorced family too. Dad was super nice before he died of Cancer. Mom is nice enough but a total bar star who jumped from dude to dude most of his life. So sure, I get it, but I figure the phase should be over by now. He’s definitely in it for the attention. Has nothing going on in life.

Jeffrey Dahmer looked and acted like a nerd, too; and his family life was equally dysfunctional. ...Just sayin'...

Depravity has no limits if it goes unchecked. Google 'Florida man' or 'Chicago Mayor' for proof of that...
 
Sorry I brought it up 😬

/thread killer 🔪
 
We don’t allow yellowjackets on my property. Southlake don’t play that shit. Trash day is Monday so suck it.
 
An old uncle passed away and now I have to prepare to see my vampire cousin and his weirdo vampire buddy again and do my best not to make disgusted faces at them when they obviously show up dressed like assholes.

God give me strength. 🙏
Strength?

You're approaching this all wrong friendo.

What, in your estimation, would affect them in a similar fashion?

You gotta fight fire with fire when someone, ESPECIALLY "FAMILY", seems to disregard common decency, etiquette, or others' comfort.

You gotta put thought into action and fuck with these people in a fervent manner. I'm goddamn serious. Take a stand now and assert dominance or you will never feel peace.
 
That "love is love" mentality is messed up on its own and is simply a gateway to greater perversions.

Will they think "love is love" when your vamp cuz wants to bring 12 year old boys into his bed? How about 6 year olds? How about dogs in vampire costumes? How about puppies? What about when the vamp cuz starts performing satanic rituals and drinking the blood of those 6-year-olds and puppies? What about when small amounts of blood isn't enough and he fully drains kids and puppies their blood? ...Is that still "love is love"? ...Or maybe someone in your family should intervene and slap a straight jacket on your vamp cuz before those perversions become excessively harmful to others (which is actually too late because he already ruined his perverted "marriage" with a desire for greater perversions)...
You've spent an inordinate amount of time thinking about this....
 
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