Travis Kelce is Scared and a Liar

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Some folks questioned whether the Chiefs threw the game on purpose in order to avoid the possibility of facing Joe Burrow and the Bengals in the postseason. But on the most recent episode of the New Heights podcast, Kelce shut that suggestion down.

"I ain’t scared of f*cking nobody," Travis said. "I wanted them in the f*cking playoffs. I want to slay every dragon one by one, like Mortal Kombat. I don’t even want this to be we play the lowest seed. Just give me the best teams — AFC, NFC. Give me all of them, Mortal Kombat style. I’ll go through every f*cking one of them, just giving it my best f*cking effort. I ain’t scared of a single soul, man."

Liar! Kelce doesn't want any part of Joe Burrow right now.
 
He's fucking the lining out of that pussy.
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Is it called "Throwing the game" when you sit your starters so they don't get injured going into the playoffs?

Since when hasn't sitting starters happened in the NFL once they had everything locked up?
 
His blaccent?
Yea, not sure why you’d try and roll with that being your background when your dad is in sales and your mother is doing Campbells soup commercials, while having a brother who is also famous and somehow doesn’t talk like that…and he somehow gets a pass because he dates the most pastey white pop star in world history….

But here we are.
 
His blaccent? I remember he had a dating show several years back (that’s where my disdain for him began) and he’s quite a fan of the swirl.

You keep sending me to the Urban Dictionary.
 
We need more conversation about how Kelce is scared of Joe Burrow and less about TayTay's pussy.
 
Have you seem are you smarter than a celebrity on Amazon. Prime
No, but most celebrities are pretty low IQ so I’m pretty confident I could mop the floor with their asses.

Even in maffs.

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Kelce went from being into big juicy asses to pancake asses

don't trust that dude one bit.

and that's a fact, jack

amen
 
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