I was at macys last weekend and the perfume lady bum rushes me about the new JPG fragrance, telling me how amazing it is and I’m like, “hm. Really? His are usually a bit much but let me check it out.” To which she says,”oh, this one is different! It is the most popular scent right now! Everyone is buying it!” To which I say, “oh, so you’ll smell like everyone else.” To which she says, “oh, no! It’s very exclusive!” Make up your mind, lieface fuckinsky. Is it the most popular thing ever or uber exclusive? Either way - get outta muh face!