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Reminds me.

The broad bought “me” silk pillow cases as a gift last month.

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Is the bagel shop the new Home Depot?

I've been wanting a bagel for a couple of weeks so I decided to check it off my list today. There were like 8 messicans just milling about, sitting in their little rice rockets, checking their IG, etc. So weird.
 
Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
Reminds me.

The broad bought “me” silk pillow cases as a gift last month.

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Use them or you'll get more wrinkles if you're a stomach/side sleeper. You obviously thrash about in your sleep, the way you go through pillows - those will help with the drag on your skin.

Does your toothbrush also look like this:

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moxie said:
Use them or you'll get more wrinkles if you're a stomach/side sleeper. You obviously thrash about in your sleep, the way you go through pillows - those will help with the drag on your skin.

Does your toothbrush also look like this:

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Fuk no. I go through toothbrushes like candy.

Not even my shoethbrushes (the toothbrushes I use to clean my shoes) look like that.
 
Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
Fuk no. I go through toothbrushes like candy.

Not even my shoethbrushes (the toothbrushes I use to clean my shoes) look like that.
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Maybe stop going through so much candy and you won't need to change your toothbrush every week.

Also - have you tried a Radius toothbrush? Feels so good on your gums!
 
moxie said:
Maybe stop going through so much candy and you won't need to change your toothbrush every week.

Also - have you tried a Radius toothbrush? Feels so good on your gums!
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I don’t know wtf a radius toothbrush is, but that makes me soapbox.


Why the fuck can’t I use HSA money on a fancy electric toothbrush? It’s my fucking money and dental health is health. Scammers. Frauds. The lot of em.

Same for sunglasses. Eye health.

It’s a racket
 
Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
I don’t know wtf a radius toothbrush is, but that makes me soapbox.


Why the fuck can’t I use HSA money on a fancy electric toothbrush? It’s my fucking money and dental health is health. Scammers. Frauds. The lot of em.

Same for sunglasses. Eye health.

It’s a racket
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That reminds me... I think i forgot to update the HSA deductions on my last open enrollment so I'm not making ANY contributions. MFers!
 
Dolemite censored said:
Moxie missed a deadline? Very unusual and out of character.
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Yeah - fuggin' bastards only gave me like, 2 or 3 emails that enrollment was open. Then they closed it before I thought they should so they are, in fact, a bunch of bastards.
 
Ugh. Why is my sister such a gay?! Tries to be so uppity sometimes. I'm going to rub her face in the grass next time I see her.
 
moxie said:
That reminds me... I think i forgot to update the HSA deductions on my last open enrollment so I'm not making ANY contributions. MFers!
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Only downside to my new gig. In order for the company to contribute, I need to contribute.
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moxie said:
Yeah - fuggin' bastards only gave me like, 2 or 3 emails that enrollment was open. Then they closed it before I thought they should so they are, in fact, a bunch of bastards.
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Please open a registry at the Dollar Store for your birthday present.
 
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