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And these stupid "finance" fucks wonder why we are tightening the belt on spends:
FF: Hi! Can you help get these docs signed? 2 are through docusign, but we need the original signature on the other one. When it's done, can you overnight it to Joe Schmoe at the Other Campus?
Moi: Sure. But I can deliver it to Joe Schmoe down the street. Please provide his location and hours.
FF: Can you send it FedEx? I/the team would do it ourselves, but we're not in CA. Our boss is in CA, but I don't think I can get him to send it. Open to other suggestions.
Moi: I am in CA (durrr, you fookin' idiot) so I can drop it off. FedEx is no longer in the building so I would have to drive to a FedEx store. If I'm already making a drive off campus, it makes no sense for me to drive to FedEx then pay to have it delivered back down the street.
FF: Oh, I didn't realize that. Sorry, that is a pain. We have challenged the need for a wet signature but unfortunately, that's still a requirement.
Moi: <breathe>
Moi further: <just don't send the fucking email telling her she is a dumb fuck>
FF: Hi! Can you help get these docs signed? 2 are through docusign, but we need the original signature on the other one. When it's done, can you overnight it to Joe Schmoe at the Other Campus?
Moi: Sure. But I can deliver it to Joe Schmoe down the street. Please provide his location and hours.
FF: Can you send it FedEx? I/the team would do it ourselves, but we're not in CA. Our boss is in CA, but I don't think I can get him to send it. Open to other suggestions.
Moi: I am in CA (durrr, you fookin' idiot) so I can drop it off. FedEx is no longer in the building so I would have to drive to a FedEx store. If I'm already making a drive off campus, it makes no sense for me to drive to FedEx then pay to have it delivered back down the street.
FF: Oh, I didn't realize that. Sorry, that is a pain. We have challenged the need for a wet signature but unfortunately, that's still a requirement.
Moi: <breathe>
Moi further: <just don't send the fucking email telling her she is a dumb fuck>