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And these stupid "finance" fucks wonder why we are tightening the belt on spends:
FF: Hi! Can you help get these docs signed? 2 are through docusign, but we need the original signature on the other one. When it's done, can you overnight it to Joe Schmoe at the Other Campus?
Moi: Sure. But I can deliver it to Joe Schmoe down the street. Please provide his location and hours.
FF: Can you send it FedEx? I/the team would do it ourselves, but we're not in CA. Our boss is in CA, but I don't think I can get him to send it. Open to other suggestions.
Moi: I am in CA (durrr, you fookin' idiot) so I can drop it off. FedEx is no longer in the building so I would have to drive to a FedEx store. If I'm already making a drive off campus, it makes no sense for me to drive to FedEx then pay to have it delivered back down the street.
FF: Oh, I didn't realize that. Sorry, that is a pain. We have challenged the need for a wet signature but unfortunately, that's still a requirement.

Moi: <breathe>

Moi further: <just don't send the fucking email telling her she is a dumb fuck>
 
And these stupid "finance" fucks wonder why we are tightening the belt on spends:
FF: Hi! Can you help get these docs signed? 2 are through docusign, but we need the original signature on the other one. When it's done, can you overnight it to Joe Schmoe at the Other Campus?
Moi: Sure. But I can deliver it to Joe Schmoe down the street. Please provide his location and hours.
FF: Can you send it FedEx? I/the team would do it ourselves, but we're not in CA. Our boss is in CA, but I don't think I can get him to send it. Open to other suggestions.
Moi: I am in CA (durrr, you fookin' idiot) so I can drop it off. FedEx is no longer in the building so I would have to drive to a FedEx store. If I'm already making a drive off campus, it makes no sense for me to drive to FedEx then pay to have it delivered back down the street.
FF: Oh, I didn't realize that. Sorry, that is a pain. We have challenged the need for a wet signature but unfortunately, that's still a requirement.

Moi: <breathe>

Moi further: <just don't send the fucking email telling her she is a dumb fuck>

Don't forget to record your mileage on your time sheet so you can get reimbursed. It's 65 cents per mile so you can pick up a few dollars extra!

You are welcome.
 
Don't forget to record your mileage on your time sheet so you can get reimbursed. It's 65 cents per mile so you can pick up a few dollars extra!

You are welcome.
The campus is less than 2 miles away and on my way home. Submitting an expense report for $1.50 is not worth my time.
 
And these stupid "finance" fucks wonder why we are tightening the belt on spends:
FF: Hi! Can you help get these docs signed? 2 are through docusign, but we need the original signature on the other one. When it's done, can you overnight it to Joe Schmoe at the Other Campus?
Moi: Sure. But I can deliver it to Joe Schmoe down the street. Please provide his location and hours.
FF: Can you send it FedEx? I/the team would do it ourselves, but we're not in CA. Our boss is in CA, but I don't think I can get him to send it. Open to other suggestions.
Moi: I am in CA (durrr, you fookin' idiot) so I can drop it off. FedEx is no longer in the building so I would have to drive to a FedEx store. If I'm already making a drive off campus, it makes no sense for me to drive to FedEx then pay to have it delivered back down the street.
FF: Oh, I didn't realize that. Sorry, that is a pain. We have challenged the need for a wet signature but unfortunately, that's still a requirement.

Moi: <breathe>

Moi further: <just don't send the fucking email telling her she is a dumb fuck>
I see your company is still, "it is, what it is"... errr... I mean "running smoothly". :heh:

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What kind of person brushes their teeth in the office restroom?!?
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@moxie Jason Morgan returns mar 4th
I didn't realize I was a week behind so I caught up over the weekend. I wish they didn't make Esme unredeemable and I'm a little shocked that they killed off Spencer (though we know he's stranded on an island somewhere) but I'm glad for some shake-ups. Are they bringing back Jason as Jason or as some fucko with memory loss again? That storyline is so played out! Whomever he is, I wish he'd beat the brakes off of Drew. I can't stand that dude's self-righteous face. Billy (RIP) was a way better version.
 
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