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[Inquisitor]

Must have been laundry day...

Drunken wacko struts completely naked in Florida airport, tries to breach security

TSA didn’t have to ask this guy to remove his shoes. An alleged drunk and fully naked Florida man was arrested Monday after he was caught casually strolling through an airport terminal before…

nypost.com

Or just another day for @JuiceTheGator.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I was gonna guess some kind of dove, until you said the size. Just assumed it was a raptor, based on that.

Escaped domestic bird makes sense

 

[Inquisitor]

Piece of shit company thst doesn’t have to vet drivers. Pays their drivers shit so they get the worst of the worst clowns.

They just want you to have the full big yellow taxi experience.

 

[Hu War Yu]

They just want you to have the full big yellow taxi experience.

Joni likes this

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Joni likes this

I identify with the paved paradise line now since I had to sell out and leave my hometown because the concrete kept closing in

 

[Inquisitor]

Joni Mitchell dislikes this

You don't know what you got til it's gone.

Joni is also last century

At least I'm latter half of it.

So are we, buddy...so are we

Fuck you, buddy! I’m in my prime!

So do you have a fast car?

Reconfirmed it's one of the most depressing songs ever.

I thought so, too, but now I'm on more meds and have more drs appts than you can shake a stick at. I got doctors for my doctors.

Since I've gone back to work, I've got the money but no time to focus on health problems.

Money, time, health...never can seem to have enough of them at the same time.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Soooo... Kinda like an AirBnB, only for cars?

Yea. Even has the “super host” shit too. So it’s easy to filter the goodies

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

We were just in Miami to go down to the Keys. Rented a "mystery car" from Budget because it was cheaper. Got there, told the rental guy it was our anniversary, and he said "I can't give you the mystery car, it's a pickup truck."

We were like, "who cares, it's just a vehicle"

Yea, that kind of thing is why I’m looking into Turo. A couple of the “big car” rental guys only have trucks and vans left for when we are going. Renting from the little guys is a gamble and I prefer not to get a Kia/Hyundai stolen for a TikTok video. Rented from a little guy in Orlando and it was fine for a pot smelling Nissan, but who knows with Miami.

Turo seems cool to be able to just pick the specific car. Not having rental tags while renting a 2014 Murano honestly doesn’t sound half bad.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I identify with the paved paradise line now since I had to sell out and leave my hometown because the concrete kept closing in

Dude, at least quote “All I Can Do is Write About It” when you feel that sentiment. Not Joni Mitchell.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Dude, at least quote “All I Can Do is Write About It” when you feel that sentiment. Not Joni Mitchell.

Lord take me and mine before that comes

 

[williewilliejuan]

Lord take me and mine before that comes

That’s one of my favorites from them.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

A'ight, a'ight...here's another one... when I was at target, picking up that goddamn 3-pack of toothpaste, I decided to get some eggs while I was there because I didn't want to stop at the grocery store, too. These containers are all impenetrable & shit so I can't look at all the eggs, but I checked the bottom and they didn't look cracked, so I got them.

Open the package of Large AA eggs and I swear to christ, there are at least 4 that are totally undersized! What a fucking racket!!

My last trip to target, had a lady leave the outside car pickup thing, go inside to the store pickup desk and accuse the employees of being racist and making her wait too long in her car. Target is becoming a dumpster now too.

America.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

That’s one of my favorites from them.

It’s one of their better slower songs. “Things Goin’ On” would probably be my favorite of theirs if I had to pick. Love that honky tonk piano

 

[Center Ice]

My last trip to target, had a lady leave the outside car pickup thing, go inside to the store pickup desk and accuse the employees of being racist and making her wait too long in her car. Target is becoming a dumpster now too.

America.

The obvious "Target" response to that would be, "ma'am, would you mind getting that 10 foot wide ass of yours back into your car and wait until we're finished trying on all the tuck swimsuits and dancing around like 6 year old girls"!!

 

[Tin Man]

I miss the old gentleman who used to take me to the airport in his 1959 Caddy. It wasn’t anymore expensive than a cab ride. His vehicle was immaculate. The last time I called, his wife answered and told me that he wasn’t doing it anymore. Alas…

 

[Inquisitor]

I miss the old gentleman who used to take me to the airport in his 1959 Caddy. It wasn’t anymore expensive than a cab ride. His vehicle was immaculate. The last time I called, his wife answered and told me that he wasn’t doing it anymore. Alas…

You shouldn't have leaked oil all over the back seat.

 

[moxie]

How does Urgent Care work? Is it like low priority ER?

 

[Inquisitor]

How does Urgent Care work?

You give it lots of $$$$$$$$.

 

[williewilliejuan]

How does Urgent Care work? Is it like low priority ER?

It’s more like an ER for people with insurance. Waits are a lot less.

 

[moxie]

It’s more like an ER for people with insurance. Waits are a lot less.

I was bit by something about a week and a half ago and it still hurts and doesn't seem to be getting better fast enough...does that warrant an urgent care visit? I haven't picked a new GP since I fucked off the last "getting to know you" appointment.