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Drinks are on moxie today. Where's her credit card?
I actually remembered to get it before I left the bar last weekend! My friend asked me to pick his up while I was getting mine, but when I went to rummage through my purse - there was my cute lil' baby card! It's like I'm getting smarter and smarter every day.
 
Thank you all for your t’s and p’s. Im still alive
And I was just getting ready to ask @gobigred if I could have your vCash, and looked to see how much you had and thought, ..........well, nevermind.
Good to have you back, tho.
 
I actually remembered to get it before I left the bar last weekend! My friend asked me to pick his up while I was getting mine, but when I went to rummage through my purse - there was my cute lil' baby card! It's like I'm getting smarter and smarter every day.
....... but are you tho?

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And with that I'm off to the Reservation for a little poker.


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I actually remembered to get it before I left the bar last weekend! My friend asked me to pick his up while I was getting mine, but when I went to rummage through my purse - there was my cute lil' baby card! It's like I'm getting smarter and smarter every day.

Damn. I don't let my credit or debit cards out of my sight for a microsecond, and I often get up in the middle of the night to check for any suspicious activity on them.
 
Got my property tax bill AND a jury summons today. Fucking county is taking my money and now they are taking my FREEDOM!
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Got my property tax bill AND a jury summons today. Fucking county is taking my money and now they are taking my FREEDOM!
My wife: You got a jury summons. (Hands it to me)
Me:(throws in trash)
My wife: you cant do that!
Me: I've done it at leat a half dozen times
 
Never done one.

In 2 weeks I’m taking 6 11 year olds to one for my oldest birthday party

Fml
11 year olds seems to be the prime age for these things. I can’t even fucking imagine the adults who struggle with them.

“Boy howdy, only 30% of teams escape this room and you guys did it with ten minutes to spare!”

Yea I’m not a fucking muppet
 
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