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Wake up! West coast fuggers! It’s 3:28am!
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Got woken up by lots of rain.

It's heading on down to @huskers1217 territory.

just past through. for some reason, south Houston usually misses most of the severe stuff. I would say we got 2 mins of good lightning and about an inch of rain. now just steady light rain.
 
Even funnier? This is the second time he’s seen her this year!
The broad saw her Swift in Shittiapolis and asked if I wanted to go, lololookolokolik

Her Berniebro-eat-the-rich sister got the tickets and a couple extras back when they were selling for like 5k on the resale market.

Me: “You know, you could sell those extra tickets and make like 10x back in profit, see the show and pay off your debt.”

Bernie: “no, I want to bring my friends instead”


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It’s a lovely day, partly cloudy, 80 degrees, 44% humidity, and breezy.
 
If you got paid last week, the time card is due this week.

If you didn't get paid last week, the time card is due now.
So what you are telling me is that in addition to filling out a timecard, I have to check my bank account to see when i last got paid?! WHAT IN THE ENTIRE FUCK!? How long am i expected to tolerate this abuse?!
 
Also, I don't want to look at my account. Yesterday was "pay american express day" and tomorrow is "pay the rent day" so this bech is broke as a joke! :Cry:
 
Also, I don't want to look at my account. Yesterday was "pay american express day" and tomorrow is "pay the rent day" so this bech is broke as a joke! :Cry:
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Fruit power rankings:

Blueberries
Cherries
Bananas
Peaches
Strawberries
 
Learned today that we probably can’t even go in the water in San Diego because Mexico is dumping too much literal shit into the water there.

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Also, I don't want to look at my account. Yesterday was "pay american express day" and tomorrow is "pay the rent day" so this bech is broke as a joke! :Cry:

All the more reason to fill out your time card immediately so you'll have money next week.
 
Fruit power rankings:

Blueberries
Cherries
Bananas
Peaches
Strawberries
Only tart blueberries allowed. But since there’s no way of knowing until after you’ve put the little weasel in your mouth, they go to the bottom of the list for me. Strawberries top my list, along with pineapple & mango. And bananas cannot have one speckle on them, otherwise it goes in smoothies or banana bread. And dole is correct- nectarines over peaches because you never truly get allll the fuzz off unless you peel it.

Your list sucks!
 
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