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Stay out of the sun and away from tanning beds.


Claire Turner, 43 was diagnosed with the cutaneous malignant melanoma in January, learning that the disease had spread to her liver, thighs, lymph nodes and shoulders.
“I did use sun beds and I’ve been burned in the sun striving for a tan,” Turner, who hails from Oxfordshire, England told Kennedy News.
 
WTF? There's a woman actually named Brianna Chickenfry? High school must have been hell.
Sounds like she grew up on a rez, so probably not the most unique.

Plus, it’s pronounced Ch-KIN-free :heh:
 
In 2002, I worked with a guy who had 7 syllables in his first name and 11 in his second.
 
Red Lobster, TGIFridays and Dennys have been executed.


Chains like Red Lobster and TGI Fridays filed for bankruptcy this year and closed more than 175 restaurants combined. Red Lobster was driven into bankruptcy by mismanagement under a previous owner, global shrimp supplier Thai Union, while TGI Fridays fell under private equity owner TriArtisan Capital Advisors. Denny’s is also closing 150 restaurants.
 
Costco is being executed.

The Great American Baking Show Cooking GIF by The Roku Channel
Macys Parade Butter GIF by The 96th Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
 
Jury duty today. This should be fun. I guess if I convict someone. I can always tell him chin up. You have the qualifications to be President now
You sound like some 20 year old fat, pink-haired dyke. What's next, you gonna cry about all the abortions you can't get when you're raped by a bear?
 
You sound like some 20 year old fat, pink-haired dyke. What's next, you gonna cry about all the abortions you can't get when you're raped by a bear?
Bear rape is no laughing matter. Unless it’s one of those circus bears that rides a unicycle while wearing a tutu. That would be pretty funny so long as it is happening to someone else.
 
You sound like some 20 year old fat, pink-haired dyke. What's next, you gonna cry about all the abortions you can't get when you're raped by a bear?
Why is it that your side is more pissed you actually won

Chin up. It’s deportation time

We are deporting everyone
 
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