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Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
Like I’m glad I don’t live in one of them blue state shit holes that just lets people steal and she ran outside like a bat out of hell to protect the store from losing $6.63 worth of products, but like bitch… you took my cash, you gave me the change… what in the actual fuck?
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What's even worse is when you get a lonely cashier who hasn't talked to anyone all day, and they just start rattling off their life story while verrrrry...sloooowwwwly....riiiinnnnnginnnnggg...youuuuuuu....uuuuuuuppppp...
 
Hu War Yu said:
What's even worse is when you get a lonely cashier who hasn't talked to anyone all day, and they just start rattling off their life story while verrrrry...sloooowwwwly....riiiinnnnnginnnnggg...youuuuuuu....uuuuuuuppppp...
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I got that beat. Old woman in front of yours truly at the checkoout with an overloaded cart. Everything has been run up and bagged. Then she starts talking to the cashier about her grandkid that's getting married for about 3 minutes. After that, she takes out a checkbook and starts writing a check for 2 minutes. Then the check has a problem going through but after the 4th try, it goes through. Then she needs a courtesy clerk to help her with the stuff she purchased. Another couple of minutes the courtesy clerk arrives.
 
moxie said:
You should have ran, screaming, "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, YOU OLD MOTHERFUCKER!!"
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Wouldn’t even be a top 5 fucking interaction with people at this shit hole gas station each day. FFS in the two minutes when I was there, another employee was just at the door telling a homeless guy “please leave!” As he was screaming, “I want to go to jail, its cold!”.

Love my new job, but the location of the office is fucking wild.
 
I got you all beat. I wear a Bears hoodie out and about. It's like the equivalent of wearing an Iron Maiden or Grateful Dead t-shirt in public. Sooooo many stupid interactions.
 
Dolemite censored said:
I got that beat. Old woman in front of yours truly at the checkoout with an overloaded cart. Everything has been run up and bagged. Then she starts talking to the cashier about her grandkid that's getting married for about 3 minutes. After that, she takes out a checkbook and starts writing a check for 2 minutes. Then the check has a problem going through but after the 4th try, it goes through. Then she needs a courtesy clerk to help her with the stuff she purchased. Another couple of minutes the courtesy clerk arrives.
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Oh yeah, I've had that one recently. Lady wanted delivery, decided to put some items back (which the cashier later tried to charge to me), took 15 minutes writing out her address, blah blah. Everybody behind me went to another line but I already had most of my stuff on the belt
 
beardown07 said:
I got you all beat. I wear a Bears hoodie out and about. It's like the equivalent of wearing an Iron Maiden or Grateful Dead t-shirt in public. Sooooo many stupid interactions.
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I don't even know what that means, you esoteric weirdo.
 
moxie said:
Enjoy your racist pizza!

*isn't that the chain that the owner was supposedly some type of racist and he got shitcanned over it?
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Everything and everyone is "racist" these days, evidently...

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Anybody know, generally speaking- are lesbians above-average slutty? Gay men are generally egregious whores for the most part...just wondering if lezzies were the same.
 
moxie said:
Anybody know, generally speaking- are lesbians above-average slutty? Gay men are generally egregious whores for the most part...just wondering if lezzies were the same.
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Have you tried watching "The View" lately? :rolleyes2: :heh:
 
moxie said:
Anybody know, generally speaking- are lesbians above-average slutty? Gay men are generally egregious whores for the most part...just wondering if lezzies were the same.
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You've got too much time on your hands.
 
Dolemite censored said:
Yep, Whoopie said just the other day that she likes being eaten out from time to time.
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CorpRebel said:
Have you tried watching "The View" lately? :rolleyes2: :heh:
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I did, actually and it was hi-LARIOUS. Those broads are the saltier than the Dead Sea :laugh:

But srsly - is woopi a lez? I know she looks like a bulldyke, but Sam Malone doesn't seem the type to bang a carpet muncher.
 
moxie said:
I did, actually and it was hi-LARIOUS. Those broads are the saltier than the Dead Sea :laugh:

But srsly - is woopi a lez? I know she looks like a bulldyke, but Sam Malone doesn't seem the type to bang a carpet muncher.
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Where are you going with this?
 
Dolemite censored said:
Where are you going with this?
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Nowhere. Just wondering. I was watching a movie last night with a little lezzie in it and she hooked up with this chick on the first date (though, I don't know if i'd really consider scissoring a homerun, it still smacks of a triple to me) but then she had a crush on a boy and they weren't even on a real 1st date (they'd had one accidentally kiss earlier in the day) but they start making out and she says, "I've never had dick sex" and he's like, "Do you want to have dick sex?" and then they bang. Is that because lesbians are slutty or is SHE just slutty? And i'm not slut shaming, just wondering how they generally view promiscuity.
 
moxie said:
Nowhere. Just wondering. I was watching a movie last night with a little lezzie in it and she hooked up with this chick on the first date (though, I don't know if i'd really consider scissoring a homerun, it still smacks of a triple to me) but then she had a crush on a boy and they weren't even on a real 1st date (they'd had one accidentally kiss earlier in the day) but they start making out and she says, "I've never had dick sex" and he's like, "Do you want to have dick sex?" and then they bang. Is that because lesbians are slutty or is SHE just slutty? And i'm not slut shaming, just wondering how they generally view promiscuity.
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