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[Inquisitor]

Well that was fun. It's amazing how many women just melt when Santa asks them "Have you been naughty, or nice this year, little girl???"

30 minutes of my day, and it made a lot of people happy

How many sizes did your heart grow?

Or was it just that other thing a little lower?

 

[Hu War Yu]

How many sizes did your heart grow?

Or was it just that other thing a little lower?

Yes, the other thing...stomach grew three sizes due to all the sweets

 

[Hu War Yu]

 

[huskers1217]

I put some money on jmu

 

[Jon Deaux]

Oh shit. I have JMU for my 24 point game in the bowl mania thingie. Now I to reevaluate.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Oh shit. I have JMU for my 24 point game in the bowl mania thingie. Now I to reevaluate.

Can a corn baby

 

[Jon Deaux]

Can a corn baby

The Double Reverse Whammy Jinx.
I'm safe now.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Speaking of corn, somebody brought in one of those tins of caramel, butter, and cheddar popcorn

 

[Inquisitor]

Yes, the other thing...stomach grew three sizes due to all the sweets

So you couldn't notice what was going on below it?

 

[Jon Deaux]

Speaking of corn, somebody brought in one of those tins of caramel, butter, and cheddar popcorn

So, has someone already removed the separator thing?

 

[Hu War Yu]

So you couldn't notice what was going on below it?

 

[Hu War Yu]

So, has someone already removed the separator thing?

I will murder the first person who does

 

[Inquisitor]

I will execute the first person who does

 

[Hu War Yu]

That's right, Santa executes...

 

[Hu War Yu]

Oh boy, now it's time for Office Olympics

 

[Dolemite censored]

Oh boy, now it's time for Office Olympics

I hope it devolves into an orgy.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Oh boy, now it's time for Office Olympics

We had that this summer. I was shockingly bad. Only nailed the putting and shooting events.

 

[Jon Deaux]

Oh boy, now it's time for Office Olympics

 

[Hu War Yu]

I hope it devolves into an orgy.

It...did not

We had that this summer. I was shockingly bad. Only nailed the putting and shooting events.

I mainly watched from my office doorway. The best part was when they dressed up four people using wrapping paper and then had a runway show. They made one guy look like the Statue of Liberty

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

It...did not

I mainly watched from my office doorway. The best part was when they dressed up four people using wrapping paper and then had a runway show. They made one guy look like the Statue of Liberty

You didn’t participate? Sad.

HR tells me cash and candy is involved and…