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WTF with this chicken jockey stuff @PeoplesChicken ? i am old AF because I just do not get it.
 
What car rental companies were these with ll this waiting? I was a Hertz Gold customer, set up the rental and when I landed, I walked to the Hertz section, and there was a display with the names of customers and the number of the stall where their car was. I went to the stall, got in the car, and the keys and paperwork were there, and all I had to do was verify my identity and license to check out of the lot. Easy, peasy, took less than 10 minutes, and most of that was walking to the car and driving out of the lot.
I have hertz gold because of work but i never know if they have my name on the board or if they decide to have me go through the desk. It usually works out that if I go directly out to the board, I needed to go to the desk and if I go to the desk, they look at me like I’m retarded and say something stupid like, “you’re hertz gold. Didn’t you know you can go directly to the board and pick any car in the president’s circle?”. Assholes.
 
Dilemma: As I have sat here in my home office, it has become clear that a squirrel or a rat or some other critter has fallen into my downspout for my gutters and can’t get out. For sake of clarity, my downspouts aren’t open at the bottom, they go underground and eventually empty out at the street. All day, I’ve heard it trying to climb up the downspout, but it hasn’t seemed to be able to extricate itself.

On the one hand, I don’t want it to die in my downspout. Mind you, I don’t care if it dies - just not in my downspout where it will rot and potentially clog up my drain. One the other, I don’t want to disassemble my downspout to get some varmint out of it.

What to do?

I don't think you can get around having to dissemble the downspout whether the fucking thing is alive or dead. Bite the bullet and resolve the issue. Then put a screen on where it drains down.
 
Dilemma: As I have sat here in my home office, it has become clear that a squirrel or a rat or some other critter has fallen into my downspout for my gutters and can’t get out. For sake of clarity, my downspouts aren’t open at the bottom, they go underground and eventually empty out at the street. All day, I’ve heard it trying to climb up the downspout, but it hasn’t seemed to be able to extricate itself.

On the one hand, I don’t want it to die in my downspout. Mind you, I don’t care if it dies - just not in my downspout where it will rot and potentially clog up my drain. One the other, I don’t want to disassemble my downspout to get some varmint out of it.

What to do?
Interesting setup you have.

Do you have a power washer? Might be difficult to get it on the roof but I'd put the nozzle down in there and hopefully it will blast whatever is in it out of it.
 
Interesting setup you have.

Do you have a power washer? Might be difficult to get it on the roof but I'd put the nozzle down in there and hopefully it will blast whatever is in it out of it.
I still say Cherry Bombs...or maybe M-80's
 
I'm down to my last bottle of Blanton's. After that, no more bourbon. Not a single US product to be found up here in Canuckistan. <sad trombone>

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Y'all got some decent whiskeys up there, do you just prefer ours?
We have excellent whiskeys up here. Some of the best Canuckistanian ryes you'll ever find and a great selection of Scotch from overseas. HOWEVER, no bourbon. We rely on yooz guyz for the best in that category.
 

"It is thought that the restaurant grabbed pigeons off the street, kicking them to death before plucking them and selling them as roasted duck. According to local media, the restaurant also had eight faulty, rusty freezers all filled with bags of unlabelled and undated meat."
 
I have hertz gold because of work but i never know if they have my name on the board or if they decide to have me go through the desk. It usually works out that if I go directly out to the board, I needed to go to the desk and if I go to the desk, they look at me like I’m retarded and say something stupid like, “you’re hertz gold. Didn’t you know you can go directly to the board and pick any car in the president’s circle?”. Assholes.
That’s a great program when it works, but it’s hit and miss at best. The added insult is if you check the board first and aren’t on it, by the time you get to the inside part, all of the casual travelers from the rental shuttle are ahead of you in line.
 
I like to use serranos for extra heat in stuff, but I prefer the taste of jalapeños on stuff, if that makes sense. There's a different freshness with the heat compared to bland but spicy serranos. But i do like them to give me a little bit of a sniffle and glow. Lately, they have been hella weak. And yeah- i look for the ones that have the scars on them (they say you're supposed to do the same with watermelons, except that = sugar instead of heat) but I've just been striking out. I've also heard that if you grow them yourself and hold back on the watering, that can produce a hotter pepper as well, but I've pretty much given up growing anything edible because of those GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE BITCH ASS SQUIRRELS!!!!
That's why, even if you don't plan on eating them or cooking with them, you should plant a few habaneros. Those GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE BITCH ASS SQUIRRELS takes a bite of one of them, they'll start lookin' for other patio gardens to raid.
 
Get them at the Asian markets. Fuckers are like Serranos. Jalapeños are totally flavorless in big grocery stores.
On that note, @moxie , while I've never been, one of supposedly the best Korean markets in the entire Bay Area is in San Jose. I know more than one Korean who, even though there is a good Korean market much, much closer than San Jose, still goes to the one in San Jose at least once a month.
 
That’s a great program when it works, but it’s hit and miss at best. The added insult is if you check the board first and aren’t on it, by the time you get to the inside part, all of the casual travelers from the rental shuttle are ahead of you in line.
Fax.

I’ve decided to always just go to the desk and I’ll just mutter “asshole” under my breath after they’ve tried to patronize me.

Bitches.
 
On that note, @moxie , while I've never been, one of supposedly the best Korean markets in the entire Bay Area is in San Jose. I know more than one Korean who, even though there is a good Korean market much, much closer than San Jose, still goes to the one in San Jose at least once a month.
I usually go to 99 Ranch. Or Ranch 99. I dunno what the right order is. What’s the place your friend frequents? There’s a Lion Market on the east side. I think I’ve been there once and it was pretty smelly. Probably a good one then. :noidea:
 
That’s a great program when it works, but it’s hit and miss at best. The added insult is if you check the board first and aren’t on it, by the time you get to the inside part, all of the casual travelers from the rental shuttle are ahead of you in line.
Well, did you hire a guy with a ladder yet?
 
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