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I don't need to be reminded to never, ever fly into or out of Newark. What's happening there is crazy as fuck.
Lowest self-esteem airport in the country. Back when I travelled a lot, my kids always wanted me to grab a magnet at the airport for wherever I went. Went to NJ, flew in/out of Newark. Not a single NJ trinket at any store in the airport. Everything is NYC. Develop an identity of your own, NJ.
 
Lowest self-esteem airport in the country. Back when I travelled a lot, my kids always wanted me to grab a magnet at the airport for wherever I went. Went to NJ, flew in/out of Newark. Not a single NJ trinket at any store in the airport. Everything is NYC. Develop an identity of your own, NJ.
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"I'M FROM JERSEY"


That's been their identity since the 80s.
 
Lowest self-esteem airport in the country. Back when I travelled a lot, my kids always wanted me to grab a magnet at the airport for wherever I went. Went to NJ, flew in/out of Newark. Not a single NJ trinket at any store in the airport. Everything is NYC. Develop an identity of your own, NJ.

That area's population is way too dense. The place is evil. I had an assignment at BMW New Jersey HQ some years ago, but took a wrong exit to avoid a toll and wound up in inner, inner, inner city Newark. I mean, the cops traveled in teams there. Scared the crap out of me and I grew up on Chicago's south side. Got the fuck out of there as soon as I could.
 
Pay me no mind, I'm jut venting here so maybe I don't lose my shit on an old friend of mine.

I am so fucking tired of hearing how broke this friend is.
She lives off interest, dividends, rent from the very nice SF apartment she got in the divorce, and everything her exceptionally wealthy ex-husband gives her. The "style to which she had become accustomed" has only taken a hit insofar as she now can only fly hither and thither 3 or 4 times a year, instead of many more, and she's relegated to hotels like Hyatts and Hiltons, instead of Ritzs and The Four Seasons (the horror!!!).

If she's so fucking stressed because she's so fucking broke, may I suggest getting a fucking job???

I always think of that scene when I'm at the dentist. :laugh:
 
Pay me no mind, I'm jut venting here so maybe I don't lose my shit on an old friend of mine.

I am so fucking tired of hearing how broke this friend is.
She lives off interest, dividends, rent from the very nice SF apartment she got in the divorce, and everything her exceptionally wealthy ex-husband gives her. The "style to which she had become accustomed" has only taken a hit insofar as she now can only fly hither and thither 3 or 4 times a year, instead of many more, and she's relegated to hotels like Hyatts and Hiltons, instead of Ritzs and The Four Seasons (the horror!!!).

If she's so fucking stressed because she's so fucking broke, may I suggest getting a fucking job???


I always think of that scene when I'm at the dentist. :laugh:

Amazing there are people like that.
 
That area's population is way too dense. The place is evil. I had an assignment at BMW New Jersey HQ some years ago, but took a wrong exit to avoid a toll and wound up in inner, inner, inner city Newark. I mean, the cops traveled in teams there. Scared the crap out of me and I grew up on Chicago's south side. Got the fuck out of there as soon as I could.

There are parts of Jersey that are awful - the oranges, Elizabeth, etc ... but if you travel outside the Greater New York area, it's incredibly beautiful. Hell, it's even beautiful in some parts right across the GW.
 
There are parts of Jersey that are awful - the oranges, Elizabeth, etc ... but if you travel outside the Greater New York area, it's incredibly beautiful. Hell, it's even beautiful in some parts right across the GW.


Did not mean to impugn the whole state, but it is overcrowded. Yes, some parts are beautiful, especially the further you get away from Newark.
 
I'm worried about Bill Belichick. Yes, he's living the dream banging a hot 24 yo cutie. But, that chick is smart, and it looks like she's driving that relationship for her advantage. Bill better be careful or she'll wind up with all his money and property.
 
Pay me no mind, I'm jut venting here so maybe I don't lose my shit on an old friend of mine.

I am so fucking tired of hearing how broke this friend is.
She lives off interest, dividends, rent from the very nice SF apartment she got in the divorce, and everything her exceptionally wealthy ex-husband gives her. The "style to which she had become accustomed" has only taken a hit insofar as she now can only fly hither and thither 3 or 4 times a year, instead of many more, and she's relegated to hotels like Hyatts and Hiltons, instead of Ritzs and The Four Seasons (the horror!!!).

If she's so fucking stressed because she's so fucking broke, may I suggest getting a fucking job???


I always think of that scene when I'm at the dentist. :laugh:
:laugh: Totally.

I do it anytime the wife offers a taste of something...desserts or what have ya. She knows the reference and we chuckle while everyone around thinks we're weird. haha
 
Pay me no mind, I'm jut venting here so maybe I don't lose my shit on an old friend of mine.

I am so fucking tired of hearing how broke this friend is.
She lives off interest, dividends, rent from the very nice SF apartment she got in the divorce, and everything her exceptionally wealthy ex-husband gives her. The "style to which she had become accustomed" has only taken a hit insofar as she now can only fly hither and thither 3 or 4 times a year, instead of many more, and she's relegated to hotels like Hyatts and Hiltons, instead of Ritzs and The Four Seasons (the horror!!!).

If she's so fucking stressed because she's so fucking broke, may I suggest getting a fucking job???


I always think of that scene when I'm at the dentist. :laugh:
NGL Hyatts are dumps

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I'm worried about Bill Belichick. Yes, he's living the dream banging a hot 24 yo cutie. But, that chick is smart, and it looks like she's driving that relationship for her advantage. Bill better be careful or she'll wind up with all his money and property.
First I'm seeing that she's banned from UNC's facilities.

Now I'm seeing she's welcome. :pound:
 
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