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beardown07 said:
That shit is crazy. Will kill a dog, dead ass in under 30 minutes.
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What?!?! Haven't even heard this!

Can it be, like, traced if that's what kills the dog? Asking for my neighbors...you know, in case they or someone else might accidentally give their dogs a dosage. And what might be the minimum effective dosage? Hypothetically, I mean, for a large set of dogs like a couple of retrievers? Again, this is all research for my neighbors...
 
Hu War Yu said:
What?!?! Haven't even heard this!

Can it be, like, traced if that's what kills the dog? Asking for my neighbors...you know, in case they or someone else might accidentally give their dogs a dosage. And what might be the minimum effective dosage? Hypothetically, I mean, for a large set of dogs like a couple of retrievers? Again, this is all research for my neighbors...
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haha. Our vet told us 98% die because people never know, unless they puke some up. I doubt any vets would be doing any kind of autopsy, but I imagine they'd determine it was X, as it's pretty much the only damn thing that kills them that fast. Our fag ate some Airheads gum that my 4 year old left in a reachable spot. Had she not puked up bright blue, her ass would be dead af. Sometimes I wonder if we missed an opportunity, and then I feel shitty and dismiss the notion, but I digress... If I hadn't have googled it, she would've died, cuz we had never heard of it prior.

The fucked up thing, is I googled.."Can dogs eat gum?" It starts out with a whole paragraph saying fuck ya, it's cool. Whole paragraph before it says UNLESS, it has X in it. We basically rushed her to the animal ER. Luckily got her there fast enough, that it didn't even damage her liver.

Vet said she's the only case she's ever dealt with where the dog lived.
 
Depending on the amount ingested, it can kill 'em in 15 minutes flat.


It's kinda fucking crazy it's even allowed in foods. Apparently we can digest it fine, but I look now, and avoid it, cuz goddamn, that shit can't be great.
 
beardown07 said:
Vet said she's the only case she's ever dealt with where the dog lived.
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Wow, lucky for you

So it seems like natural coloring wouldn't cause any suspicious vomit
 
beardown07 said:
Depending on the amount ingested, it can kill 'em in 15 minutes flat.


It's kinda fucking crazy it's even allowed in foods. Apparently we can digest it fine, but I look now, and avoid it, cuz goddamn, that shit can't be great.
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Well it's still not safe for all humans. People with poosay guts like @Deep Dish Pizza Goat can't tolerate it, and for other people they can have anaphylaxis
 
Wonder if cats have the same reaction as dogs?
 
I'll never forget my 4 year old son having the proverbial lightbulb go off above his head when we were trying to figure out what the fuck it was. In a way, he saved that dog. He realized what it was and ran in the playroom and grabbed it off the TV stand and ran it and gave it to me. Kid could barely talk. He legit saved her, because we would've never figured it out.
 
Hu War Yu said:
Well it's still not safe for all humans. People with poosay guts like @Deep Dish Pizza Goat can't tolerate it, and for other people they can have anaphylaxis
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Dungeons And Dragons Reaction GIF
 
Hu War Yu said:
Wonder if cats have the same reaction as dogs?
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I don't think it's as deadly. Like they can have small amounts and be ok. Large amounts, I think it's dangerous, but not like dogs. It's deadly af for them for whatever reason.
 
Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
Having to be in the office for a whole week is brutal. Glad we only have to do it four weeks this year.
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New CEO has put a stop to in office weeks…



…but now we gotta be in the office 3 days a week instead.

He’s mandating Tuesdays and Wednesdays and we get to pick the extra day.

Ends up being 16 more days in the office.

Think I’ll pick Mondays.
 
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