tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

ukfanfrombirth (cali cat) said:
Shit!!!

I just got an email saying my apple icloud account has been locked.
I'd gotten a bunch or warnings it was going to happen, but I ignored them.
Now, it's going to be a huge pain to prove who I am so I can get it back opened.

Oh.
Wait.

I don't have an apple icloud account.

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Did it look like this, Dear?

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The Apple TV remote is the goat and woat at the same time
 
Inquisitor said:
Phoenix-San Antonio squeakball game being played in Austin tonight.

First time Kevin Durant has played in Austin since his one-and-done year playing for the Longhorns.
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Hu War Yu said:
That one looks like a dud, no Wemby, no Devin Booker, no Grayson Allen
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Kind of wish I had gone now. Would've been fun to see Durant come back to Austin and lose.

Glad I didn't decide to bet on that game like these losers.

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Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
The Apple TV remote is the goat and woat at the same time
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I was just telling my dog that I hate the goddamn remote (sony) because her fat ass always seems to step on it right at a good part and changes it to some goddamn youtube booshit when I'm completely engrossed during a binge. I also hated the google one, but that was because i had to usually use the inside joint of my thumb to press the buttons because they are set weird. And they're kinda slippery and super sensitive, unlike the less responsive rubbery ones.

:sigh: it's tough having goldilocks problems
 
steelerssb said:
@moxie time card maybe idk I forget
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Someone gave me a false alarm earlier this week, so I know it's today, not...WAIT! Was this week the holiday week? WTF? Why was it so fuggin' LONG!?! Oh, I think I know... boss is working remotely in a different time zone so my ass has been up at o'dark thirty and logging off well after the street lights have come on. Guess i should be thankful for the OT. Oh! Speaking of...i really, really hope daddy trump stops taxing my OT. It would be glorious!
 
moxie said:
I was just telling my dog that I hate the goddamn remote (sony) because her fat ass always seems to step on it right at a good part and changes it to some goddamn youtube booshit when I'm completely engrossed during a binge. I also hated the google one, but that was because i had to usually use the inside joint of my thumb to press the buttons because they are set weird. And they're kinda slippery and super sensitive, unlike the less responsive rubbery ones.

:sigh: it's tough having goldilocks problems
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Idk wtf the Sony ones or Google ones are but the Apple Remote is like 3x1 inches, with a thumb pad and like two buttons. It’s the easiest thing to lose and it’s tough to navigate when I got pizza fingers and it won’t register my fingys on the pad. It comes with a “find my remote” thing for your phone that vibrates like a fucking metal detector but it’s about as accurate as “it’s in this room somewhere!” Like no shit
 
Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
Idk wtf the Sony ones or Google ones are but the Apple Remote is like 3x1 inches, with a thumb pad and like two buttons. It’s the easiest thing to lose and it’s tough to navigate when I got pizza fingers and it won’t register my fingys on the pad. It comes with a “find my remote” thing for your phone that vibrates like a fucking metal detector but it’s about as accurate as “it’s in this room somewhere!” Like no shit
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yeah- that's the chromecast one, too. I liked that it was white because it seemed like i could visually locate it faster but that turd would constantly fall between cushions, under a blanket, etc. and be impossible to find. I had to actually GET THE FUCK UP like a peasant and manually turn the tv off a couple times because I'd lose it so badly :laugh:
 
moxie said:
Someone gave me a false alarm earlier this week, so I know it's today, not...WAIT! Was this week the holiday week? WTF? Why was it so fuggin' LONG!?! Oh, I think I know... boss is working remotely in a different time zone so my ass has been up at o'dark thirty and logging off well after the street lights have come on. Guess i should be thankful for the OT. Oh! Speaking of...i really, really hope daddy trump stops taxing my OT. It would be glorious!
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Trump may stop but Grabbin' Newsom will not be deterred.
 
Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
Idk wtf the Sony ones or Google ones are but the Apple Remote is like 3x1 inches, with a thumb pad and like two buttons. It’s the easiest thing to lose and it’s tough to navigate when I got pizza fingers and it won’t register my fingys on the pad. It comes with a “find my remote” thing for your phone that vibrates like a fucking metal detector but it’s about as accurate as “it’s in this room somewhere!” Like no shit
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moxie said:
yeah- that's the chromecast one, too. I liked that it was white because it seemed like i could visually locate it faster but that turd would constantly fall between cushions, under a blanket, etc. and be impossible to find. I had to actually GET THE FUCK UP like a peasant and manually turn the tv off a couple times because I'd lose it so badly :laugh:
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First world problems. Just find a place for the fucking thing and always place/keep it there.
 
huskers1217 said:
@Dolemite censored @steelerssb @Inquisitor

Let the puns roll.

I guess you could say

Hooters Is a bust

Hooters is being executed

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Still never understood breasteraunts or strip clubs.

If you’re that dry on seeing tits in real life, pick up a weight or run on a treadmill for a week to pull a broad on tinder.

Strip clubs are the weirdest. Bunch of guys sitting around each other bricked up as some drug addict/single mom who isn’t even hot enough for an Onlyfans walks in front of you for an hour. Then you’re walking outta there with dried jizz on your sweatpants $200 lighter.
 
Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
Still never understood breasteraunts or strip clubs.

If you’re that dry on seeing tits in real life, pick up a weight or run on a treadmill for a week to pull a broad on tinder.

Strip clubs are the weirdest. Bunch of guys sitting around each other bricked up as some drug addict/single mom who isn’t even hot enough for an Onlyfans walks in front of you for an hour. Then you’re walking outta there with dried jizz on your sweatpants $200 lighter.
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is a married man at a strip club or twin peaks cheating if he stares?
 
Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
Still never understood breasteraunts or strip clubs.

If you’re that dry on seeing tits in real life, pick up a weight or run on a treadmill for a week to pull a broad on tinder.

Strip clubs are the weirdest. Bunch of guys sitting around each other bricked up as some drug addict/single mom who isn’t even hot enough for an Onlyfans walks in front of you for an hour. Then you’re walking outta there with dried jizz on your sweatpants $200 lighter.
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Think of the pathetic losers who actually date strippers. Idiots.
 
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