tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

Inquisitor said:
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Doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure that out. :dhd:
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So I made my once in a quarter stroll to the gas station on the corner near the office to get some candy.

Approach the counter and the worker fella goes, “you good, man?” With a concerned look on his face. My first reaction is wtf have I just been shot/stabbed and not realized it? Is this just the lingo now? Not “find everything okay?” Or “good morning.” But… you good man?

At least they didn’t chase me outside the store this time telling me my card was declined after I paid with cash…
 
Me: FUCKING SQUIRRELS! I hate your dumbasses! GTFO! <pew, pew (with water bottle)> FUCK YOU! Leave the bird food alone! Die! Eat shit! Stop digging up my fucking plants!! Fight me!!

Also me: [cleaning out cabinets] wtf is this? A bag of peanuts. Wonder if those stupid ass squirrels would like them.

:facepalm5:
 
moxie said:
Me: FUCKING SQUIRRELS! I hate your dumbasses! GTFO! <pew, pew (with water bottle)> FUCK YOU! Leave the bird food alone! Die! Eat shit! Stop digging up my fucking plants!! Fight me!!

Also me: [cleaning out cabinets] wtf is this? A bag of peanuts. Wonder if those stupid ass squirrels would like them.

:facepalm5:
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moxie said:
Me: FUCKING SQUIRRELS! I hate your dumbasses! GTFO! <pew, pew (with water bottle)> FUCK YOU! Leave the bird food alone! Die! Eat shit! Stop digging up my fucking plants!! Fight me!!

Also me: [cleaning out cabinets] wtf is this? A bag of peanuts. Wonder if those stupid ass squirrels would like them.

:facepalm5:
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You need one of those salt guns.

 
While I was in PA last month, I made an impulse buy on some shoes (they don't have taxes on clothing) but they weren't the ones I really wanted...the ones I DO want are 50% more expensive (pretty sure my math is in the neighborhood on this) but much harder to find (think I have to get them from the mfg or some rando website)...do i suck it up and keep the ones I have or return them and eventually order the ones I really want?
 
Cardi B's WAP song and lyrics set the women's movement back 100 years.
moxie said:
While I was in PA last month, I made an impulse buy on some shoes (they don't have taxes on clothing) but they weren't the ones I really wanted...the ones I DO want are 50% more expensive (pretty sure my math is in the neighborhood on this) but much harder to find (think I have to get them from the mfg or some rando website)...do i suck it up and keep the ones I have or return them and eventually order the ones I really want?
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Keep what you have and wait until the next pair you really want.
 
moxie said:
While I was in PA last month, I made an impulse buy on some shoes (they don't have taxes on clothing) but they weren't the ones I really wanted...the ones I DO want are 50% more expensive (pretty sure my math is in the neighborhood on this) but much harder to find (think I have to get them from the mfg or some rando website)...do i suck it up and keep the ones I have or return them and eventually order the ones I really want?
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Why are you so squirrelly about shoe selection?
 
moxie said:
While I was in PA last month, I made an impulse buy on some shoes (they don't have taxes on clothing) but they weren't the ones I really wanted...the ones I DO want are 50% more expensive (pretty sure my math is in the neighborhood on this) but much harder to find (think I have to get them from the mfg or some rando website)...do i suck it up and keep the ones I have or return them and eventually order the ones I really want?
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Pittsburgh?
 
Dolemite censored said:
Why are you so squirrelly about shoe selection?
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Because i'm running out of space in my closet and need to be more selective about new purchases or get rid of 15-20 pairs of shoes I haven't worn in a really long time.

Or I need to move somewhere with bigger closets.
 
moxie said:
Because i'm running out of space in my closet and need to be more selective about new purchases or get rid of 15-20 pairs of shoes I haven't worn in a really long time.

Or I need to move somewhere with bigger closets.
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Wait, what? 15-20 pairs of shoes you already have and you're still shopping for more shoes? Oy vey!
 
moxie said:
Uber XXXL?
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No, 'cause some people would whine about "body-shaming."

I am so glad I live where I do, where one just doesn't see a lot of fat people (unless they're tourists), and that woman is waaaaaaaaaaaaay beyond fat. I'm stunned and appalled when I got back to Kentucky and see so, so many fat people. And if my brother's new wife tells me one more time I look like I could use a sandwich, I swear, I'm finally going to say, "you could like you could use far, far fewer."
 
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