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Good lord.

I got some notification on my phone about severe storms.
Um. Thanks, but all I need to do is look outside, or, hell, just listen for a split second. I don't need some notification on my phone to tell me it's crazy out there at the moment.

:tsk:
 
ukfanfrombirth (cali cat) said:
Good lord.

I got some notification on my phone about severe storms.
Um. Thanks, but all I need to do is look outside, or, hell, just listen for a split second. I don't need some notification on my phone to tell me it's crazy out there at the moment.

:tsk:
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Down there, rain has to be a good thing. Count your blessings.
 
Hu War Yu said:
Delicious sentient creatures
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Don’t watch “My Octopus Teacher”. I’ve been a consumer of calamari for as long as I can remember…tubes, tentacles- all of it! Haven’t been able to put it on a plate since I saw that or started watching this dude on IG

 
Hu War Yu said:
I lasted until the line "my honey bee, come and get this pollen"
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ukfanfrombirth (cali cat) said:
And I knew better than to even listen in the first place.
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Cause you shouldn't miss out...

Too bad your ex don't do it for ya
Walked in and dream-came-trued it for ya
Soft skin and I perfumed it for ya
(Yes) I know I Mountain Dew it for ya
(Yes) that morning coffee, brewed it for ya
(Yes) one touch and I brand-newed it for ya (oh)
Now he's thinkin' 'bout me every night, oh
Is it that sweet? I guess so
Say you can't sleep, baby, I know
That's that me espresso
Move it up, down, left, right, oh
Switch it up like Nintendo
Say you can't sleep, baby, I know
That's that me espresso

But my favorite line and one I'd like to incorporate into my conversations with needy problem children:

I can't relate to desperation.
My give-a-fucks are on vacation.
 
moxie said:
Don’t watch “My Octopus Teacher”. I’ve been a consumer of calamari for as long as I can remember…tubes, tentacles- all of it! Haven’t been able to put it on a plate since I saw that or started watching this dude on IG

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Squid are not octopus. They’re not even cuttlefish. They’re not stupid mindless eating machines, but they are as close to being sentient as cattle.
 
Tin Man said:
Squid are not octopus. They’re not even cuttlefish. They’re not stupid mindless eating machines, but they are as close to being sentient as cattle.
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Huh. Guess there goes my career in zoology.
 
beardown07 said:
Better head off to Dubai for some buttsex.
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Great Job Yes GIF
 
moxie said:
Don’t watch “My Octopus Teacher”. I’ve been a consumer of calamari for as long as I can remember…tubes, tentacles- all of it! Haven’t been able to put it on a plate since I saw that or started watching this dude on IG

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Octopus I won't touch, but I will fucking slaughter some motherfucking squid.
 
Are squid as smart as octopuses?

Cephalopod intelligence - Wikipedia

It is believed that squids are slightly less intelligent than octopuses and cuttlefish; however, various species of squid are much more social and display greater social communications, etc., leading to some researchers concluding that squids are on par with dogs in terms of intelligence.
 
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