tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

[Inquisitor]

We've been getting hit with gale force winds up to 50 mph most of last night and still going on right now. Winds are howling.

Temps around 40 with the wind chill around 20.

I'm ready for winter to end... especially the wind. Windiest winter I can remember since moving here.

That really blows.

 

[moxie]

Hey @moxie: What needs to be done by the deadline so that you get paid next Friday?????

I can’t. I’m sick.

 

[Tin Man]

It’s 64 degrees and the wind is still (finally). I’m on my screened porch with two fingers of Tennessee whiskey and an Arturo Fuente Hemingway Best Seller cigar.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I can’t. I’m sick.

Stop it. You still have to record sick time to get sick pay.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Tesla stock (TSLA) is down 46% since mid December. Take that, Elon.

 

[Center Ice]

Yummmmmmmmmm

 

[Center Ice]

Tesla stock (TSLA) is down 46% since mid December. Take that, Elon.

He's more interested in space, and if EV's tank, just think of the tax write off.

Beeeeeeeellions!!!!!

 

[Dolemite censored]

Yummmmmmmmmm

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Polyglycerol Esters of Fatty Acids?

I'm totally in......

 

[Dolemite censored]

Is that the definition of a processed food item?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Where's the State of California cancer warning on that abomination?

 

[Dolemite censored]

"This product contains ingredients known by the State of California to be fucked up......"

 

[gobigred]

We've been getting hit with gale force winds up to 50 mph most of last night and still going on right now. Winds are howling.

Temps around 40 with the wind chill around 20.

I'm ready for winter to end... especially the wind. Windiest winter I can remember since moving here.

Yea we had 60+ mph wind gusts a couple nights ago. I’m over it

 

[Center Ice]

So would you call this an "in-house out-house"?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Happy International Women's Day !!!

 

[Dolemite censored]

LOL

Doctor Says He’ll Be Able To Make Better Diagnosis Once He Reviews Scan Of Your Insurance Benefits

PEKIN, IL — Utilizing the full breadth of his medical expertise, Dr. Paul Winthrop told his patient, 54-year-old Todd Miller, that he would be able to make a better diagnosis once he reviewed his insurance benefits.

babylonbee.com

 

[Tin Man]

Yes, I’ve adjusted the clocks to DST. Why do you ask?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Yes, I’ve adjusted the clocks to DST. Why do you ask?

Me too, except I think standard time should be all the time. Enough of this DST shit.

 

[Center Ice]

Me too, except I think standard time should be all the time. Enough of this DST shit.

I like the extra daylight in the evening. I prefer DST. I guess no matter what you do, somebody won't like it.

 

[Center Ice]

 

[Dolemite censored]

We went blind after using weight-loss drugs like Ozempic and Mounjaro

“I had no idea this could happen. I wouldn’t have done it,” New Jersey-based former Mounjaro user James Norris, who is now visually impaired, told The Post

nypost.com