tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

Tin Man said:
Yes, I’ve adjusted the clocks to DST. Why do you ask?
Click to expand...
I didn't ask, because I wasn't paying attention and didn't know. I have a clock with "Atomic Time", so I didn't realize then, but the clock on the microwave was an hour behind.
 
This fuggin’ dog, man. I’m gone for less than half an hour and the fuckface climbed on the counter, ate about a teaspoon of butter straight from the cube (little goddamn teeth marks in it), puked it up on my couch and hid it from me (with a piece of clean laundry!)so I sat right in it.
 
moxie said:
This fuggin’ dog, man. I’m gone for less than half an hour and the fuckface climbed on the counter, ate about a teaspoon of butter straight from the cube (little goddamn teeth marks in it), puked it up on my couch and hid it from me (with a piece of clean laundry!)so I sat right in it.
Click to expand...

stephen a laughing.gif
 
moxie said:
This fuggin’ dog, man. I’m gone for less than half an hour and the fuckface climbed on the counter, ate about a teaspoon of butter straight from the cube (little goddamn teeth marks in it), puked it up on my couch and hid it from me (with a piece of clean laundry!)so I sat right in it.
Click to expand...


If that couch is not leather, good luck with getting rid of the stain.
 
Dolemite censored said:
Me too, except I think standard time should be all the time. Enough of this DST shit.
Click to expand...
Motherfuck Standard Time.
I motherfucking hate it when it get fucking dark at 5 motherfucking thirty in the motherfucking afternoon. Fuck that.
I'm not a morning person, so I don't give a motherfuck if the sun don't rise till 9am. Fuck it getting dark at 5:30 in the afternoon. Daylight Savings Time forever!!!
Motherfuck Standard Time


Carry on
 
Only 50 more to go. I should there before summer is over.
 
Dolemite censored said:
If that couch is not leather, good luck with getting rid of the stain.
Click to expand...
I spot treated with dish soap for the grease component then soaked/washed with laundry detergent and oxyclean. Can’t even tell it was ever there.

Now what to do about dog blood & guts splattered all over?

Juuuuuuuuust kidding! I did give her a stern talking to though.
 
And, she listened… Mm Hm.
 
Jon Deaux said:
Motherfuck Standard Time.
I motherfucking hate it when it get fucking dark at 5 motherfucking thirty in the motherfucking afternoon. Fuck that.
I'm not a morning person, so I don't give a motherfuck if the sun don't rise till 9am. Fuck it getting dark at 5:30 in the afternoon. Daylight Savings Time forever!!!
Motherfuck Standard Time


Carry on
Click to expand...
Well There You Go Over It GIF by Men in Kilts: A Roadtrip with Sam and Graham
 
moxie said:
This fuggin’ dog, man. I’m gone for less than half an hour and the fuckface climbed on the counter, ate about a teaspoon of butter straight from the cube (little goddamn teeth marks in it), puked it up on my couch and hid it from me (with a piece of clean laundry!)so I sat right in it.
Click to expand...
So you have two options:
1) Move and leave that dog
2) Get another dog to keep an eye on that dog...dawg
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top