tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

They should let us all deplane via those cool sliding thingies, that would save lots of time

Sending gramma tumbling down a slip’n’slide is the only way I want em on planes

 

[Hu War Yu]

Sending gramma tumbling down a slip’n’slide is the only way I want em on planes

Anybody over age 70 should be taking trains, anyway

 

[gobigred]

You board my vessel, that's an act of war

Yeah. But Florida has stand your ground. And the kid could hav me gotten shot

hahaha...what a nut

 

[Hu War Yu]

Cool, captain's quarters are the big room below, go use the shower

 

[Dolemite censored]

Naked Canadian wacko arrested at Disneyland after scaring visitors on drugged-up bender: cops

The incident comes a year and a half after a man stripped down on the “It’s a Small World” ride.

nypost.com

 

[Dolemite censored]

I give this a B+ for innovation and cost effectiveness, but an F for cultural awareness.

Exclusive | Brooklyn pet store owner accused of kidnapping NYC pigeons, selling them as live shooting targets

“They’re incredible creatures, and they give us life to the city … New Yorkers don’t have rivers and streams and forests to walk amongst — we have pigeons that bring us back to nature.”

nypost.com

 

[moxie]

I need mini-vacay ideas for Memorial Day week! Boss is going to be in Europe so I need to take advantage. Any good ideas?

 

[steelerssb]

My payroll department answered, and to cover their asses for why it took so long to get back to me having to waste my personal time and effort on this they used central time as the time for when they got my email (later in the day on Friday) and pacific time for when they sent a response to (to make it earlier on a Monday). Absolute clown show.

 

[Hu War Yu]

My payroll department answered, and to cover their asses for why it took so long to get back to me having to waste my personal time and effort on this they used central time as the time for when they got my email (later in the day on Friday) and pacific time for when they sent a response to (to make it earlier on a Monday). Absolute clown show.

That's a paddlin'

 

[Dolemite censored]

I need mini-vacay ideas for Memorial Day week! Boss is going to be in Europe so I need to take advantage. Any good ideas?

I'd say the safest, most beautiful place in the world right now would be New Zealand. But, given that its in the southern hemisphere, it may be their fall season,

 

[moxie]

I'd say the safest, most beautiful place in the world right now would be New Zealand. But, given that its in the southern hemisphere, it may be their fall season,

Plus, it’s not within driving distance.

 

[beardown07]

I'd say the safest, most beautiful place in the world right now would be New Zealand. But, given that its in the southern hemisphere, it may be their fall season,

So halfway around the world for a mini vacay, huh?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Plus, it’s not within driving distance.

OK, driving - you did not mention that as a limitation. How about the Oregon Coast?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I need mini-vacay ideas for Memorial Day week! Boss is going to be in Europe so I need to take advantage. Any good ideas?

Minneapolis.

 

[beardown07]

OK, driving - you did not mention that as a limitation. How about the Oregon Coast?

Yes she did, dumbass. You just don't read gud. lulz

 

[moxie]

OK, driving - you did not mention that as a limitation. How about the Oregon Coast?

I’m currently looking at whether I go northern or Southern California. Mountains seem to be more appealing than beach or desert.

 

[moxie]

Minneapolis.

You’re a real fucking pervert, ya know?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

You’re a real fucking pervert, ya know?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Mountains seem to be more appealing than beach or desert.

 

[Hu War Yu]

I’m currently looking at whether I go northern or Southern California. Mountains seem to be more appealing than beach or desert.

Why not all three? Try Desolation Wilderness, near S. Lake Tahoe