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50 dolla wurtha fees, seems like usury
tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.
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Eggs are $25 a dozen, stub hub employees gotta eat too dawg
Let them eat caviar.
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@huskers1217 , what can you tell me about Baytown/Los Fresnos?
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Nevermind, they're five hours apart...scratch that job
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I’m not white enough to go into Baytown that much. And I’m pretty white
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Go to Galveston instead of Baytown.
Go to South Padre Island instead of Los Fresnos.
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Thanks for the suggestions, but I wouldn't have any choice. Gonna look at Racine instead
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Galveston??
Unreal: Dude dies on a NYC subway train, and another passenger sexually abuses the corpse....
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Victim, 37, whose corpse was sexually abused on NYC subway was hardworking father and family man, heartbroken wife says
“I want him to be remembered as the lively person that he was, that he had so many dreams and so many goals that he wanted to achieve.”
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Pretty sure it's better than Baytown.
Then again I've never been to Baytown. Or a lot of the east side of Houston.
Maybe he was a lucky stiff.Unreal: Dude dies on a NYC subway train, and another passenger sexually abuses the corpse....
Victim, 37, whose corpse was sexually abused on NYC subway was hardworking father and family man, heartbroken wife says
“I want him to be remembered as the lively person that he was, that he had so many dreams and so many goals that he wanted to achieve.”
TRS? 
‘Absolutely Nothing You Can Do to Stop It’: Musk, Zuckerberg Mocked on Silicon Valley Streets After Hackers Infiltrate Crosswalks As ‘Tesla Regret Syndrome’ Hotline Goes Live
Pedestrians walking on the streets of cities that compose California’s Silicon Valley are hearing something quite unexpected when they press crosswalk buttons.
No stop. No go. Just some pretty canny impersonations of two of the world’s richest men.
“Hi, this is Elon Musk,” a voice claiming to be the Tesla CEO bellows. “Welcome to Palo Alto, the home of Tesla engineering. You know, they say money can’t buy happiness. And, yeah, OK, I guess that’s true; God knows I’ve tried. But it can buy a Cybertruck, and that’s pretty sick, right? Right? … “F**k I’m so alone.”
In another recording, also in Palo Alto, a Musk impressionist is heard asking, “You know, people keep saying cancer is bad, but have you tried being a cancer? It’s f****** awesome,” the voice message continues to say.
In Menlo Park, pedestrians are hearing a recording claiming to be Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg.
“Hi this is Mark Zuckerberg, but real ones call me the Zuck,” the voice announces. “You know, it’s normal to feel uncomfortable or even violated as we forcibly insert AI into every facet of your conscious experience. And I just want to assure you — you don’t need to worry because there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop it. Anyway, see ya.”
Musk, now viewed unfavorably by more than half the country, is also the subject of a new toll-free number for those suffering TRS, or Tesla Regret Syndrome.
Callers to 1-866-EFF-MUSK are greeted by a recording that describes TRS as a condition affecting “tens and thousands” of Tesla owners.
“It’s characterized by persistent feelings of deep discomfort when driving a Tesla you bought because you cared about the future, only to find the CEO is a fascist megalomaniac out to destroy the U.S. government and sell it for parts, then enrich himself with contracts to do some of the same work,” the recording states.
Callers are then given three treatment options: one for those who aren’t sure why they should sell their Teslas, another for those who can’t afford to sell, and the last for those still attached to their Tesla who don’t want to sell.
“If you own a Cybertruck, it’s probably best for you to hang up now and deal with the latest recall,” the recording continues.
The goal of the recording is to get people to sell their Teslas, with the recording urging owners to “flood the market with used ones (that) will bring the price down.”
‘Absolutely Nothing You Can Do to Stop It’: Musk, Zuckerberg Mocked on Silicon Valley Streets After Hackers Infiltrate Crosswalks As ‘Tesla Regret Syndrome’ Hotline Goes Live
Pedestrians walking on the streets of cities that compose California’s Silicon Valley are hearing something quite unexpected when they press crosswalk buttons.
No stop. No go. Just some pretty canny impersonations of two of the world’s richest men.
“Hi, this is Elon Musk,” a voice claiming to be the Tesla CEO bellows. “Welcome to Palo Alto, the home of Tesla engineering. You know, they say money can’t buy happiness. And, yeah, OK, I guess that’s true; God knows I’ve tried. But it can buy a Cybertruck, and that’s pretty sick, right? Right? … “F**k I’m so alone.”
In another recording, also in Palo Alto, a Musk impressionist is heard asking, “You know, people keep saying cancer is bad, but have you tried being a cancer? It’s f****** awesome,” the voice message continues to say.
In Menlo Park, pedestrians are hearing a recording claiming to be Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg.
“Hi this is Mark Zuckerberg, but real ones call me the Zuck,” the voice announces. “You know, it’s normal to feel uncomfortable or even violated as we forcibly insert AI into every facet of your conscious experience. And I just want to assure you — you don’t need to worry because there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop it. Anyway, see ya.”
Musk, now viewed unfavorably by more than half the country, is also the subject of a new toll-free number for those suffering TRS, or Tesla Regret Syndrome.
Callers to 1-866-EFF-MUSK are greeted by a recording that describes TRS as a condition affecting “tens and thousands” of Tesla owners.
“It’s characterized by persistent feelings of deep discomfort when driving a Tesla you bought because you cared about the future, only to find the CEO is a fascist megalomaniac out to destroy the U.S. government and sell it for parts, then enrich himself with contracts to do some of the same work,” the recording states.
Callers are then given three treatment options: one for those who aren’t sure why they should sell their Teslas, another for those who can’t afford to sell, and the last for those still attached to their Tesla who don’t want to sell.
“If you own a Cybertruck, it’s probably best for you to hang up now and deal with the latest recall,” the recording continues.
The goal of the recording is to get people to sell their Teslas, with the recording urging owners to “flood the market with used ones (that) will bring the price down.”
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Unreal: Dude dies on a NYC subway train, and another passenger sexually abuses the corpse....
Victim, 37, whose corpse was sexually abused on NYC subway was hardworking father and family man, heartbroken wife says
“I want him to be remembered as the lively person that he was, that he had so many dreams and so many goals that he wanted to achieve.”
Was his name Bernie?
Joe Biden....
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Did I miss the Katy Perry in the dildo rocketship thread?
Libs are shameless. "Look guise! We gotta billionaire rocket guy too guise! He put Katy fuckin Perry into space, and Oprah cried, guise!"
Libs are shameless. "Look guise! We gotta billionaire rocket guy too guise! He put Katy fuckin Perry into space, and Oprah cried, guise!"