tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

Out of town guests were tolerably OK when I lived 20 miles from the airport. Not so much now that I live 60 miles from the airport.
 
Did I miss the Katy Perry in the dildo rocketship thread?

Libs are shameless. "Look guise! We gotta billionaire rocket guy too guise! He put Katy fuckin Perry into space, and Oprah cried, guise!"
Yeah, you "missed" it
 
Dude caught this monster alligator gar at Lake Livingston, Texas on 2 lb test line.

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Four hours and he probably threw it back. Fuck that. After half an hour (if that!) I’d be like, “alright dude. You win. Bye!”
 
I hate unannounced "just dropping by" guests, especially when I'm in the middle of preparing dinner. Was planning on lamb chops, but with an unexpected showing up, I'm switching to spaghetti and meat sauce. Saves money.
 
I'll stash some frozen food thingie in the freezer for when this happens again. Dropping by during dinner time? Have some frozen food Salisbury steak and mashed potatoes.
 
I hate unannounced "just dropping by" guests, especially when I'm in the middle of preparing dinner. Was planning on lamb chops, but with an unexpected showing up, I'm switching to spaghetti and meat sauce. Saves money.
Had some Mormons come by one day when just sitting down to eat. I got rid of them quick, wish I had said “I don’t need anything, I have seen Book of Mormon and know everything I need to know.”
 
I'll stash some frozen food thingie in the freezer for when this happens again. Dropping by during dinner time? Have some frozen food Salisbury steak and mashed potatoes.
Sad Jim Carrey GIF
 
Maybe we should ask @steelerssb what kind of prick he wants to be?

You'll like this.

My sons dog Kobe is getting up there in age (he's 16) and isn't as spry, etc. anymore.

I've noticed that Jinks and Darby have started being kind of protective of him. Sometimes my son will pretend he's beating him up which is one of the ways he and Kobe have played since he was a puppy. Now when he does it, the cats will come over to make sure Kobe's okay. One time they did that running at him sideways thing. lol
 
Losing an animal is tough. Not getting any pets for a long while.

I think it's gonna be tough for my son. We got Kobe when he was 2 months old and my son was 12. In many ways, they grew up together.

It'll be interesting to see how soon he'll want another dog.
 
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