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beardown07 said:
Did I miss the Katy Perry in the dildo rocketship thread?

Libs are shameless. "Look guise! We gotta billionaire rocket guy too guise! He put Katy fuckin Perry into space, and Oprah cried, guise!"
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No. For some reason libruls mad she went up
 
trojanfan12 said:
You'll like this.

My sons dog Kobe is getting up there in age (he's 16) and isn't as spry, etc. anymore.

I've noticed that Jinks and Darby have started being kind of protective of him. Sometimes my son will pretend he's beating him up which is one of the ways he and Kobe have played since he was a puppy. Now when he does it, the cats will come over to make sure Kobe's okay. One time they did that running at him sideways thing. lol
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My mother in law decided to plant some plants next to our house over thr weekend. Dug up 2 gum containers and the went to ask the kids why they buried the containers. Kids started crying because is was the remains of their fucking hamsters that died a few years ago
 
huskers1217 said:
My mother in law decided to plant some plants next to our house over thr weekend. Dug up 2 gum containers and the went to ask the kids why they buried the containers. Kids started crying because is was the remains of their fucking hamsters that died a few years ago
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Oh man, I'll bet Grandma was horrified.
 
huskers1217 said:
My mother in law decided to plant some plants next to our house over thr weekend. Dug up 2 gum containers and the went to ask the kids why they buried the containers. Kids started crying because is was the remains of their fucking hamsters that died a few years ago
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Oopsie.
 
huskers1217 said:
My mother in law decided to plant some plants next to our house over thr weekend. Dug up 2 gum containers and the went to ask the kids why they buried the containers. Kids started crying because is was the remains of their fucking hamsters that died a few years ago
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Fucking grave robber.
 
beardown07 said:
Did I miss the Katy Perry in the dildo rocketship thread?

Libs are shameless. "Look guise! We gotta billionaire rocket guy too guise! He put Katy fuckin Perry into space, and Oprah cried, guise!"
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Dolemite censored said:
That stunt was a complete joke.
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Now, they are saying the space flight was faked. When the capsule landed, they started to open the hatch from the inside, which some say is not possible because the hatch was pressurized and should only be opened from the outside. They quickly closed the hatch. A few minutes later, Bezos or someone else showed up with a tool and acted like they were unlocking the hatch from the outside. Fishy as hell.
 
My LUUVVVVVVV of college basketball got me a free pizza for picking Teebz gators to shock the world and win the championship
 
Dolemite censored said:
Now, they are saying the space flight was faked. When the capsule landed, they started to open the hatch from the inside, which some say is not possible because the hatch was pressurized and should only be opened from the outside. They quickly closed the hatch. A few minutes later, Bezos or someone else showed up with a tool and acted like they were unlocking the hatch from the outside. Fishy as hell.
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Hu War Yu said:
Man, I want one a those!
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Yeah, I'd love to get a tank one and set it up in the front yard in the middle of the night. Freak out the neighbors when they come out the next morning and as an added bonus...piss off the wife.

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Yep sounds like our bonus ability is gone.

I actually hope our C suite people get ass cancer.
 
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