tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

I think our company killed bonuses for people in my job role so I'm about to be a really, really pissed off one

I was considering throwing "Pissy Prick" into the ring, but I figure all pricks are pissy, so ...

And remember, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on (except for those who are into getting pee'd on, and, at the risk of sounding judgemental ... ew).
 
You'll like this.

My sons dog Kobe is getting up there in age (he's 16) and isn't as spry, etc. anymore.

I've noticed that Jinks and Darby have started being kind of protective of him. Sometimes my son will pretend he's beating him up which is one of the ways he and Kobe have played since he was a puppy. Now when he does it, the cats will come over to make sure Kobe's okay. One time they did that running at him sideways thing. lol

Critters are so superior to so many people!!!
 
Wow. People are seeing coyotes (plural) wandering around the neighborhood. If they get rid of the cats, I consider them beneficial.
 
Ticketmaster is crazy dude.

I sold 4 tickets to something using their “just take our offer” option instead of putting them on the market. Got $20.40 for $60 worth of tickets I bought, whatever.

Get one email, “your tickets sold!”

Get another email, “oh by the way, you need to fill out this 1099k form with the IRS before we give you your money.”

…wait three days…

Get two deposits in my bank account of $.02 and $.55. Are they paying me back in Pennies?

Send them an email asking wtf.

Get an email back saying thanks for your email, we’re going to send another email that you need to open and verify that you sent this email.

Get the next email with a link to click.

4 emails to get my $20 back on a $60 sale.


Where’s DOGE?

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Email #5…

Apparently you need to verify the two amounts that Ticketmaster deposits into your account before they will pay you…

So, in order to receive money to your account, you need to verify that you received money in your account…

And this shit isn’t explained anywhere in the sale process…

I’ve put like an hours worth of work into this, getting to a point where it’s not worth the $20…
 
Email #5…

Apparently you need to verify the two amounts that Ticketmaster deposits into your account before they will pay you…

So, in order to receive money to your account, you need to verify that you received money in your account…

And this shit isn’t explained anywhere in the sale process…

I’ve put like an hours worth of work into this, getting to a point where it’s not worth the $20…
Finally understanding that they are the Ticketmaster.

And you are the Ticketslave.
 
Email #5…

Apparently you need to verify the two amounts that Ticketmaster deposits into your account before they will pay you…

So, in order to receive money to your account, you need to verify that you received money in your account…

And this shit isn’t explained anywhere in the sale process…

I’ve put like an hours worth of work into this, getting to a point where it’s not worth the $20…
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This Is Ticketmaster, afterall... :rolleyes2:
 
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