tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

LOL, both your ancestors very likely brought small pox and syphilis to these shores
My ancestors didn't bring no small pox.

They brought big pox and Garganorrhea.
 
Tuberculosis outbreaks in Florida and Kansas. I wonder if this has anything to do with millions of people who weren't medically screened who crossed into the US these last few years? God forbid we get an outbreak of one of those wild ass African diseases...

I Said America GIF by MAHAtoken
 
I wore kitten-heeled shoes today. what a dumb fucking invention! I am walking like a fucktard. None of the benefits of flats and all of the drawbacks of heels.
 
I wore kitten-heeled shoes today. what a dumb fucking invention! I am walking like a fucktard. None of the benefits of flats and all of the drawbacks of heels.

Those are heels. Shorter but they're heels. I guess women have names for shoes like Italians have names for pastas....
 
I remember some women co-workers who had 2-3 pairs of shoes stashed in their cubicles. I hope moxie has back up shoes available.
 
Those are heels. Shorter but they're heels. I guess women have names for shoes like Italians have names for pastas....
Not real heels. Sissy ass baby heels for wannabe sluts. They’re fine for sitting but stupid for walking.
 
I remember some women co-workers who had 2-3 pairs of shoes stashed in their cubicles. I hope moxie has back up shoes available.
I should! Especially since I did a 10-minute walk to lunch.

My gawd, what a gay faggot shoe!! Stupid kittens! Gonna ask AI to make me a picture of literal kittens as heels.
 
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